2007
03.28

It’s been a few months, so it is time once again to bite the bullet and play America’s favorite Interweb meme!

This time around, our topic is comedy!

1. What event in your life made you laugh the hardest?

2. What moment or line from a film made you laugh the hardest?

3. What moment or line from a TV show made you laugh the hardest?

4. What quote or misquote from a politician made you laugh the hardest?

5. What line or section of a book, magazine or other printed material made you laugh the hardest?

6. What moment from a comic strip made you laugh the hardest?

7. What Internet video (flash, Youtube, YTMND or otherwise) or page made you laugh the hardest?

8. Of the previous seven big laughs, which was the biggest laugh? If you had a bigger laugh than any of those seven, list it here instead.

Movies

9. Who do you think is the funniest actor making films currently?.

10. Who do you think is the funniest actor of all time?

11. Who do you think is the funniest actress making films currently?

12. Who do you think is the funniest actress of all time?

13. What director(s) or writer(s) consistently makes films that you find bust a gut funny?

14. Which movie did you think was the funniest in the last year (say since January 2006)?

15. What movie do you think is the funniest movie of all time?

16. Is there an actor or actress that you once found funny but now you look at those same films and wonder what you were thinking? If so, who?

17. What movie did you think was hilarious when you were a kid?

18. Is there an actor or actress that everybody else seems to find funny that you just don’t get? If so, who?

19. Is there a movie that everybody else seems to find funny that you just don’t get? If so, what?

Television

20. Who do you think is the funniest actor currently working on TV?

21. Who do you think is the funniest TV actor of all time?

22. Who do you think is the funniest actress currently working on TV?

23. Who do you think is the funniest TV actress of all time?

24. What is the funniest live action (as opposed to animation) show currently on TV?

25. What is the funniest live action show of all time?

26. If you had to pick just one episode of one show from the funniest show of all time to convince a non-believer that it was, in fact, the funniest show of all time, which episode would you choose?

27. What is the funniest talk show currently on the air?

28. Who is the one guest that you would stay up late to watch on a talk show because you just know they’re going to be a riot?

29. What is the funniest animated series currently running on TV?

30. What is the funniest animated series of all time?

31. Who or what is the funniest animated character(s) of all time?

32. Funniest Saturday Night Live cast member ever?

33. When was the last time that Saturday Night Live was truly funny?

34. Funniest sketch comedy show ever?

35. Funniest sketch you ever saw on TV?

36. Actor who was incredibly funny on TV but not so funny on the big screen?

37. Actor who was bust a gut funny on the big screen, but not quite so hot on TV?

Politics

38. Best source for political comedy?

39. Funniest Politician who is funny on purpose?

40. Funniest Politician who has no idea how funny they are?

41. Social or political topic that you just shouldn’t make jokes about?

42. Funniest thing accidentally done by a politician that you actually like?

43. Law or legal situation that makes you laugh?

The Published Word – Offline Writing

44. Funniest author currently writing today?

45. Funniest author of all time?

46. Funniest book you’ve ever read?

47. Funniest short piece (story, article, whatever) you’ve ever read?

48. Funniest part of the Bible (Old or New Testement)?

49. Funniest part of any other religious text?

Comics

50. Funniest comic strip currently being published?

51. Funniest comic strip of all time?

52. Funniest comic strip character currently being published?

53. Funniest comic strip character of all time?

54. Funniest comic book or graphic novel?

55. Funniest web comic?

The Interweb

56. Funniest website (deliberate)?

57. Funniest website (accidentally funny)?

58. Best place to to discover funny YouTube (or other) videos?

59. Funniest still image or YTMND?

60. Funniest online community of people (deliberate)?

Live Comedy

61. Funniest stand-up comedian currently working?

62. Funniest stand-up of all time?

63. Funniest sketch or improv group you’ve ever seen live?

64. Really funny joke or line that you’ve heard a comedian use that you use when you can?

Real Life

65. Funniest person that you know personally that is not a relative?

66. My funniest relative is…

67. Funniest thing you ever said or did deliberately?

68. Funniest thing you ever said or did accidentally (you didn’t have to find it funny, just your audience)?

69. Funniest thing that ever happened to you in a, erm, romantic situation?

70. Embarassing thing that happened to you in private that was just too funny to keep private?

71. True or False – Things tend to be funnier when I am drunk?

72. True or False – Things tend to be funnier when I am tired?

73. How often do you laugh in an average day?

74. Most annoying laugh you’ve ever heard?

75. Most pleasant laugh you’ve ever heard?

76. How do you deal with a friend telling you a spectacularly unfunny joke?

77. Is something really offensive acceptable to you if the person who said or did it claims they were just kidding?

78. Explain one in joke that you share with your friends, but that nobody else is likely to understand.

79. Is laugher an essential part of your life?

80. Can anyone be deliberately funny?

185 Punchlines (Finish the joke)

81. 185 camgirls walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve camgirls here.” So the 185 camgirls say…

82. 185 bloggers walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve bloggers here.” So the 185 bloggers say…

83. 185 LiveJournal users walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve LiveJournal users here.” So the 185 LiveJournal users say …

84. 185 MySpace users walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve MySpace users here.” So the 185 Myspace users say …

85. 185 Microsoft users walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve Microsoft users here.” So the 185 Microsoft users say …

86. 185 Mac users walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve Mac users here.” So the 185 Mac users say …

87. 185 cows walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve cows here.” So the 185 cows say …

88. 185 masochists walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve masochists here.” So the 185 masochists say …

89. 185 online gamers walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve online gamers here.” So the 185 online gamers say …

90. 185 celebrities walk into a bar. Bartender says, “we don’t serve celebrities here.” So the 185 celebrities say …

Match Game Online (fill in the blank)

91. My husband is so stupid. When I serve him breakfast in bed, he always puts butter on his [blank].

92. Suzie is a fast moving girl. She’s always looking for a guy who can [blank] in five minutes.

93. When the heat failed at the sweater factory, more than one worker was heard to exclaim “its so cold that I’m freezing my [blank] off.”

94. Peter is a man with unusual tastes. For example, he loves a girl with enormous [blanks].

95. The Police Commissioner said, “I think Batman and Robin are [blank].”

96. Weak Wilbur is so weak, he’s the only man in the world who ever got injured by playing [blank].

97. I wish my mother-in-law would stop barging in our house. Last night, she came in while my wife and I were [blanking] on the couch.

Grab Bag

98. Funniest thing you’ve ever seen an animal do in real life?

99. Something that makes you laugh that isn’t really funny?

100. One time that you really shouldn’t have laughed but you couldn’t help yourself?

If you answer this, link your answers in the comments.

  1. 92. Suzie is a fast moving girl. She’s always looking for a guy who can [blank] in five minutes

    cook dinner?

  2. [quote comment=”18655″]92. Suzie is a fast moving girl. She’s always looking for a guy who can [blank] in five minutes

    cook dinner?[/quote]
    hahaha

  3. http://stainsteelrat.livejournal.com/931328.html

  4. 91. My husband is so stupid. When I serve him breakfast in bed, he always puts butter on his [blank].
    *wife

    92. Suzie is a fast moving girl. She’s always looking for a guy who can [blank] in five minutes.
    *reinforce her low self-esteem

    93. When the heat failed at the sweater factory, more than one worker was heard to exclaim “its so cold that I’m freezing my [blank] off.”
    *sub-living wage

    94. Peter is a man with unusual tastes. For example, he loves a girl with enormous [blanks].
    *brothers

    95. The Police Commissioner said, “I think Batman and Robin are [blank].”
    *more destructive than the criminals they catch

    96. Weak Wilbur is so weak, he’s the only man in the world who ever got injured by playing [blank].
    *the race card

    97. I wish my mother-in-law would stop barging in our house. Last night, she came in while my wife and I were [blanking] on the couch.
    *defragging

  5. LMAO! Haha, the comments above ^ really made my day. Uhm…I’m really not good at these.

    92. Suzie is a fast moving girl. She’s always looking for a guy who can [blank] in five minutes.

    *do his hair

    Yeahh. I’m crappy at punch lines.

  6. I knew I could count on Voltron.