2011
05.23

I was going to just say screw it. Seriously, with everything going on in my life, with the emotions I was going through, and with my proverbial bottle about to explode, I decided I was completely done here. I mean, why post emotions on here?

“And now, we have no option. We can’t say ‘maybe’ ‘it’s possible’ ‘it looks very probable…’ No way! We have to say this is what the Bible teaches! This is fact! May 21, 2011 is the day of the Rapture, it is the day that Judgment Day begins…”
– Harold Camping

I know what you’re thinking: “What Rapture?”

What did you expect? An eternal darkness and the return of dinosaurs? Did you think it would be that clear? That the world would succumb to a global storm and that we would fall under the weight of Mother Nature?

NO! The Rapture is the upcoming TV fall lineup. Seriously, look how many good shows are being cancelled! It’s almost like God wants us to suffer by watching dreadful dull programming. How many hours of “Jersey Shore” can you really sit through in one sitting, seriously?

The Rapture is truly among us, friends. Say your prayers, go to Church (finally), and start counting your blessings.

“Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.”
– Harold Camping

So why would I waste my time writing about myself when the world is coming to an end?

Watch: NBC will pull “The Office” and replace it with “Blossom” re-runs, and you will see I was right!!!

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