2006
06.11

I began writing at the age of 5. I had just started learning to read and was absolutely consumed by it. I remember my parents telling my first grade teacher that they hoped that I’d become a writer and that they could actually foresee it happening. Even at the age of 5, I was really proud of myself and flattered that they would have such high expectations.

I’ve never put the pen down for more than a few years at a time. Still, I haven’t managed to accomplish a whole lot in the literary field.

Between the ages of 12 and 18, I wrote enormous amounts of poetry. I have exactly 11 journals full of angst and desperation sitting atop my bookshelf and although I realize that what’s inside them is beyond mortifying, I owe a lot to them. If it wasn’t for my ability to journal every aching feeling I had, I would probably have even more reasons to see a shrink. I also probably would have abandoned my dreams of having a Best Seller.

It is a little known fact that I plan to become the female David Sedaris. Or perhaps it’s obvious despite it being something I never talk about. Whatever the case, it’s my plan. I’ve lived an ordinary life, sprinkled with extraordinary moments of chaos and hilarity. These moments are my main source of material. They’re also the subjects of almost everything I write here at TheDeadEnd.

Am I a great writer? Absolutely not. Is a collection of my essays ever going to end up on Oprah’s Book Club list? I doubt it. But it’s what I do and I believe that I do it well enough.

In the coming months I will be putting together a compilation of my stories and sending them off to various publishers around the country. I figure, if all those books at Barnes and Noble were able to get published then I might have a pretty good shot. The worst-case scenario is getting rejected by over 50 literary agents and feeling like a complete failure. In which case, I go back to square one and try again.

With all that being said, I may not be writing for TheDeadEnd as much as I have been. Wish me luck and let’s hope I’ll have some news (good or bad) to report on.

  1. TGO on June 25, 2006 at 3:36 am said:

    your god has always seem the light. and that is that he kicked your ass a long time ago and you did don’t get it.

    Iba beebuh stu-stu-stutterin’!! LOL!!

    Once again, I have flustered you into a babbling 3rd person duh-duh-donut!! You’ve been shamed once again but I’m sure you’ll just say you beat me just to ease the embarassment you feel each time I spank you! Ruh-ruh-rain man!

  2. keep stealing your master’s lines. All you do is drive his point home. You have resorted to hitting the nails into your own coffin. good job Village Idiot.

    No your god doesn’t have to say it, it’s obvious with your last post you already know it. TGO has poured enough salt in your wounds it’s time for you to cover your own wounds in salt.

    you really should stop your delusions of Grandeur it really doesn’t help your case any, TGO is still smacking you around like a little bitch.

  3. R&C’s Dildo on June 25, 2006 at 4:02 am said:

    I’m sure you’ll just say you beat me just to ease the embarassment you feel each time I spank you! Ruh-ruh-rain man!

    TGO on June 25, 2006 at 4:37 am said:

    No your god doesn’t have to say it…
    TGO is still smacking you around like a little bitch.

    HERE’S YOUR SIGN!! Just like I predicted and you came through like the dipshit you are! I bet you argue with autobots too huh Rain Man!

  4. still reaching for that lifeline and failing by a mile. you amuse me, Village Idiot.

    you really should make it a little more difficult for your god.

    you couldn’t beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

  5. Wow. I had no idea you were an amputee. It almost makes me feel sorry for all the things I’ve said to you…

    NOT!! LMAO!! So Rain Man has one leg eh? Maybe I should start calling you Irene! Now I know why you’re such a ‘pushover’!! So, this business that you supposedly run… do you sell prosthesis?

  6. IF your god was an amputee you just admitted that you couldn’t beat him..

    smooth move Special Olympics boy.

    you are such a dumb ass

    and no, your god has a computer business, its the same one he had 3 years ago you already know this info

  7. TGO on June 27, 2006 at 9:42 am said:

    IF your god was an amputee you just admitted that you couldn’t beat him..

    You had one thing correct sharpie, IF.
    priceless….. LOL!!

  8. If you weren’t an amputee, then of course I would be the winner. But you wouldn’t like that option (though we know it’s true). This leads us to the second option, that you were a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. I would definitely just let you win so I can point & laugh at you while you try to kick yourself in the ass!!

    That’s funny right there!! LOL =)
    Good going Rain Man!

  9. sorry to rain on your parade there special Olympics boy but your god isn’t an amputee and you aren’t the winner. not by a long shot. TGO has kicked your ass so badly you lost every big of dignity you had. to put it in layman’s terms for you. If this was a real fist fight? your face would be unrecognizable.

    And as usual you sat here and just made fun of yourself.

    what a fucktard you are!

  10. TGO on June 27, 2006 at 9:04 pm said:

    sorry to rain on your parade…

    But of course, you are Rain Man ya know!

    You keep claiming to have kicked my ass but it’s you that’s getting pulverized here. You’ve got your head so far up your ass, you couldn’t even fight for air! Why don’t you ask the readers here at TDE to decide? I’d love to hear what they think. Or are you too scared to show everyone that you’ve been owned by a Dildo?

  11. its not a claim its the truth. all you have brought to the table is hypocrisy, lies, stealing your masters lines, making fun of yourself, and delusions of grandeur.

    not exactly the making of a winner. you can ask who ever you like. they probably got bored of you getting your ass kicked and stopped reading this. hell John saved you on the last thread by closing it. of course your god got the last word in edge wise as he always does.

  12. No, actually John got the last word in… not you. See, that’s a clear example of how far your head is up your ass! You “think” you’ve won but that’s as far from the truth as you can get. You’re view of things are on the other end of the reality spectrum. You’d swear someone punched you in the nose but in reality, they just kicked you in the ass (where your head resides).

    As for all those accusations…

    Pot. Kettle. Black. Duh. Again.

  13. No jackass, between you and TGO, TGO got the last word in.

    No Special Olympics boy, TGO doesnt think he’s won he KNOWS IT. its obvious.

    thanks for stealing your gods lines and proving his point.

    Hook..Line..Sinker….

  14. TGO on June 28, 2006 at 2:55 am said:

    between you and TGO, TGO got the last word in.

    No. We’re still going at it. John got the last word in on that thread but you & I have continued our little spat on this thread. And if he closes this one, it’ll just continue on another until it becomes old & stale. You know, like your comebacks!!

  15. once again special Olympic boy..

    Pot..Kettle…Black

  16. and once again Rain Man…

    Stale..Old..Comebacks

  17. as always. Pot.kettle.black

    you just don’t get it do you? you will NEVER win. no matter what you do. In fact there is nobody out there that can beat TGO. your god won from the moment this started.

    remember this.

    This is TGO’s world you are just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

  18. as always. Stale.old.comebacks.

    and you just proved me right again by saying the same old redundant crap. You are the king of hypocrisy!

    I don’t know what makes you so fucking stupid, but it really works!

  19. as always here is the pot calling the kettle black. do you see how you are backpedalling? do you see why you have that big ol’ dunce cap on? Hell I hardly have to embarass you, you are doing the job quite well.
    before you call your god the king of hypocrisy(yet another word you used after you god did) you reall should check yourself and all your messages because you redefine the word hypocrisy.

    If your god is “so fuckin stupid” as you say, that really doesn’t say much for you since TGO is kicking your ass left and right. you’re letting someone you labeled “stupid” demolish you past recognition.
    you are such a dumb shit, Special Olympics boy.

  20. LOL!! I just love getting under your skin. And you make it so easy too! If anyone should look back at their comments, you should! I’ve called you out on being a hypocrite & shamed you back into your 3rd person routine! And to top it off, you’re still clueless of what I’m doing to you!

    and THAT’S why you’re fucking stupid, Rain Man!

  21. where do you get these delusions of grandeur?
    you couldn’t get to me on your worst or best day. you hardly have what it takes. There is nobody that can dethrone TGO.

    anyone who looks at the comments clearly sees that TGO demolished you. your posts are just delusions,hypocrisy, and stealing your gods lines.
    hate to break it to you, but i was back in 3rd person before your posts.

    everyone is clueless to what you are doing. nobody can figure it out becaue you are simply doing nothing but making a fool of yourself.

    Shouldn’t you be heading to the special olympics to join the rest of your retards?

  22. With Rain Man leading the way!

    If you only knew how bad you’re getting shamed… but hey, keep commenting! As for your 3rd person routine, I shamed you back into your grade school behavior and made you stu-stu-stutter!! Can’t blame that on the keyboard eh Rain Man? =)

    owned.pwned.dethroned.

  23. please enlighten everyone on what you are doing, how you are “shaming” TGO. nobody but you knows, and TGO has asked you a couple of times to explain. it just sounds more and more like your typical back pedalling.

    what part of “you had nothing to do with the 3rd person thing” did you NOT understand? are you that dumb? apparantly so.

    you really need to see a shrink about your delusions of grandeur perhaps they can put you on anti-pyschotic pills that you so desperatly need. you aren’t living in a place we like to call earth.

    owned? nope you couldn’t do that even with explicit instructions.
    pwned? – there is no such word, you should stop using your nonsense if you want to be able to keep up with your god.
    Dethroned? BAH HAH HAH HAH! there isn’t anyone alive than can achieve this. don’t even continue this illusion for that sake of your ever so failing dignity.

    You have been defeated by TGO once again. (ahh so great to be god)

  24. There are those that are in the “know”… and you are not one of them. That’s what makes it funny but it’s your inability to see what’s been happening to you, now that’s fucking hilarious!!

    Take advantage of all that downtime you have and go back from the start and just read it all. But instead of being so full of yourself, read it from another’s perspective. Not mine but one with a neutral frame of mind. If you do this, I promise you that a light bulb will come on in that dark stenchy orifice that your head resides in!!

    Until then, you will continue to be shamed & owned by Dildo!! It’s your destiny!!

  25. talk about a cop-out. just as TGO thought, you don’t have an answer for it so you are going to sit there and back pedal. you are such a simpleton.

    you must be thinking of someone else because your god doesnt have much downtime at all. I’ve read every msg and even asked about 4 different opinions and no one knows what you are talking about. They all agree that you are just reaching for a lifeline and falling flat on your face.

    until you can back up your words about “shaming and owning” you really should wake up and smell reality.
    you’ve been called out. back up your claims or shut up.
    it’s amazing that you have such limited brain capacity to realize that TGO has made a fool of you since the start.
    you went from TGO idolizer and stalker 3-4 years ago to TGO’s personal punching bag and Village Idiot.

  26. First of all, I didn’t back pedal. I stood there and told you what to do. And you obeyed Dildo’s commandment!
    Second, you said you asked “about” 4 different people for their opinions…. yeah, and who might they be? Hmmm? TDE readers?? Like I’m going to take you’re word for it. List some names and have them comment here.

    All they have to do is read the other thread & this one and they will know how Dildo has shamed & owned you. It’s all right here on TDE to back me up. But I still find it hilarious how clueless you are!! Even after reading every single message! Read it again sharpie and wait for the light bulb!!

    Now you’ve been called out. List some names & have them comment. If they don’t, shut the fuck up & come to terms that you’ve been shamed & owned by Dildo. Build that bridge & get the fuck over it.

  27. and he continues to backpedal! wow you are really good at it.

    we are still waiting for you to explain. you were asked first so put up or shut up.
    you are just running yourself into the ground because you have absolutely nothing, you are using delay tactic to try and save face(which *newsflash* isn’t working it’s blowing up in your face)
    and no they aren’t TDE readers TGO went for views from outsiders.

    “Now you’ve been called out. List some names & have them comment. If they don’t, shut the fuck up & come to terms that you’ve been shamed & owned by Dildo. Build that bridge & get the fuck over it. ”

    you really should heed your own advice here.

    time is ticking boy.

  28. If anyone’s back pedalling and stalling, it would be you Rain Man. I answered your call by stating that all that I need is right here on TDE. Like I said, go back and read it all and you and your non-TDE readers will see how bad you’ve been shamed. In fact, have them comment so I can enlighten them about you! =)

    You claim that I and others steal your lines even when you’ve been quoted…. and what do you do? That’s right sharpie!! Hypocrisy at it’s best from the one who has mastered it… Rain Man!!

    So, when are you starting on that bridge?

  29. you answered nothing. you did a cop out thats what you did. maybe you should learn show to answer a question then you might not look so bad (but then again this is you were are talking about. looking bad is your middle name)

    Wake up and smell the coffee you Fucktard, there isn’t anyone who sees anything it’s all in your empty head. you won’t find anyone.

    The only one who stole lines is you, but then again you always have every since you started idolizing and stalking me 3 years ago.
    your delusions grow at a frightening rate. wake up from your little coma, and realize you are the one who redefined the word hypocrisy. in fact that’s all you have brought to the table and it is why without a shadow of a doubt your god has been kicking your ass left and right. you are my little robot.

    keep tap dancing twinkletoes it’s what you do best.

  30. every=ever

  31. TGO on June 30, 2006 at 4:00 pm said:

    maybe you should learn show to answer a question then you might not look so bad (but then again this is you were are talking about. looking bad is your middle name)

    Here’s some more you should have fixed also oh back “holey” one! Go ahead, blame it on the keyboard like you usually do. Or give me another lame excuse since you’re good at that! This is but one example of me shaming you here at TDE and bitch slapping you back into that grade school 3rd person routine you do. In fact, while you’re still spinning your head there, try to learn how to fucking spell!! Good going again Rain Man!!

    TGO on June 30, 2006 at 4:00 pm said:

    keep tap dancing twinkletoes…

    Ah yes, yet another quote you use at your annual NAMBLA conventions!