2006
03.27

Week One as an internet dater did not go as expected. I’ve exchanged messages with some guys but for the most part, it’s been a real disappointment. It seems I have stumbled upon a dating cesspool full of rejects.

One guy, I like to refer to as OneLine Fish, mentioned an interest in rollerblading in his profile. I message him, commenting that I also enjoy rollerblading but prefer mountain biking. I ask him if he enjoys bike riding or if he owns a mountain bike.

His reply: “lol, SOMEWHERE but it’s a piece…..lol”

Not much to go on from that, but I push forward. I mention my bike is a piece of crap too, but it gets the job done.

His reply: “lol… wow your beeautiful……ALWAYS had a thing for redheads!”

Ok. Now this is getting weird. His typos I can get over. His over use of “lol” when it’s unwarranted I can deal with; this one line reply thing is really aggravating.

I press on and say thank you. I tell him how I used to always want to be a brunette to look like everyone else but now I wouldn’t have my hair any colour but red. I add that he has a great smile – which he does; nice dimples.

His reply: “thanks…………we should make out sometime after we rollerblade, lol”

I don’t bother replying to this one. I throw that defective fish back in the sea. My standards aren’t TOO high but I at least want someone with whom I can have a somewhat intelligent conversation and doesn’t ask me to make out after 5 minutes.

He sends a message the next day: “lol, lose interest allready??”

Yes, to say the least.

Along with OneLine Fish, there was ESL Fish, 45YearOld Fish, SpamEveryGirlOnline Fish, HeyNiceBoobs Fish and Inarticulate Fish. Most of the messages I received were read and promptly deleted. They were the ones with only one line (Hi, how are you?), the ones with extremely bad spelling & grammar, the ones with crude comments or the ones whose author did not match my profile criteria.

Some messages I sent out went unanswered – subtle rejection. A couple were answered but the authors didn’t leave the door open for more conversation – polite rejection. I was surprised no one went for blunt rejection – Sorry, not interested – as even online, people aren’t brave enough for that sort of confrontation.

I’ve exchanged decent messages with a few guys but none of them peak my interest enough to take it to another level – MSN. At this early stage, I’m looking for someone with substance; someone who can keep me interested and make me laugh out loud when I read his messages; someone whose messages I look forward to receiving.

So far I haven’t found him, but there are more fish in this pond so I’ll keep tossing out some bait.

  1. Ranee on March 29, 2006 at 8:31 am said:

    So John? That means we can’t make fun of Jennifer for doing cam shows huh?

    Um….

    John on March 28, 2006 at 10:53 pm said:

    …If she’s got a nice rack and…

  2. Oh John. You are letting me down. Do you have amnesia? I mean you remember who Jennifer is right?

  3. Are you saying Jennifer has a nice rack?

  4. Well from what I’ve seen of it on the net…..NO. Hello this is Jennifer.

    What is this the twilight zone today? John are you entertaining the thought that Jennifer might have a nice rack?

  5. Ranee on March 29, 2006 at 3:15 pm said:

    Well from what I’ve seen of it on the net…..NO. Hello this is Jennifer.

    What is this the twilight zone today? John are you entertaining the thought that Jennifer might have a nice rack?

    Do you know how to read?

  6. R&C’s Dildo on March 29, 2006 at 2:52 am said:

    Nah, it was you. I don’t think that anyone, no matter how hard they try, can truly impersonate TGO. But then again, why would they?!! All that 3rd person shit would have made anyone slit their wrists! =)

    You were more concerned about your wife and how they found your addy. I would too… but then again, I’m a “protected class”. they would have never made it to my doorstep =)

    many have tried and failed. so you are correct no one can truly impersonate me there isn’t anyone good enough.

    I was concerned that my wife would be pissed yea but i wasnt concerned how my address was found I know exactly how it was found I let my guard slip. its ok though it was a laughable sad situation anyway.

  7. John on March 29, 2006 at 3:12 pm said:

    Are you saying Jennifer has a nice rack?

    I dont think there is one person who would say she has a nice anything, well maybe a blind man but that’s it. hell even beer goggles couldnt help her

  8. Showing my tits to buy things…
    Are you talking about fully taking my top off for financial gain? That never happened. And you ARE wrong. Because you say I made money for college by camming. 100% false. I didnt have to pay my own tuition, let alone strip for it. Like I said, don’t just invent things in your delusional mind.

    And werent you friends with Jamie? You know, the girl who showed her tits all over the place. Why is it “sad and pathetic” when someone who doesn’t agree with you does it but its completely okay for a friend of yours?

    You know, you absolutely suck at debating. Insulting people that you know next to nothing about does not win you an argument (I mean, do you even know what Jenna looks like? How the hell do you call someone ugly when youve never seen them?). Try sticking to facts and logic and you’ll look a hell of a lot less stupid.

    Furthermore, you are the ONLY person who remembers the incident the way you do. Everybody else remembers it the way I do. So whats that tell you?

  9. Ruca on March 29, 2006 at 7:55 pm said:

    Showing my tits to buy things…
    Are you talking about fully taking my top off for financial gain? That never happened. And you ARE wrong. Because you say I made money for college by camming. 100% false. I didnt have to pay my own tuition, let alone strip for it. Like I said, don’t just invent things in your delusional mind.

    And werent you friends with Jamie? You know, the girl who showed her tits all over the place. Why is it “sad and pathetic” when someone who doesn’t agree with you does it but its completely okay for a friend of yours?

    You know, you absolutely suck at debating. Insulting people that you know next to nothing about does not win you an argument (I mean, do you even know what Jenna looks like? How the hell do you call someone ugly when youve never seen them?). Try sticking to facts and logic and you’ll look a hell of a lot less stupid.

    Furthermore, you are the ONLY person who remembers the incident the way you do. Everybody else remembers it the way I do. So whats that tell you?

    it did happen and was confirmed by a few people, you can deny it all you want. facts are facts. remember Denial isnt a river in egypt.

    Friends? yea somewhat. and I told her what she did was pathetic too.

    dont be bitter now because you could never beat me, there isnt too many people (if any) that can.
    Ive seen pictures of what she looks likes plus I have great sense when it comes to that stuff (yet another thing that makes me superior)

    what part of I was on cam-mafia didnt you understand? what part of that pathetic laughable incident did not deter me at all did you not understand? your chemical imbalance left you stupid. i ran you off and make you post under a different name. that was also confirmed you and Mitchell had many conversations about it And I read that all.

  10. TGO4LIFE on March 29, 2006 at 1:44 am said:

    and how much fun those days were. I miss that, i never realized how much that pissed people off. makes me consider a reunion of that

    I’m with Ruca. It’s healthier just to let those days go. How long ago was all that? At least three or four years? Though, I have to admit that I probably would not have the strength of will to not check in on whatever drama you managed to dredge up.

    Now, back to the topic at hand . . . ugly people dating on the internet. I don’t “ugly people” is the only main group that deals in online dating, as some of you have suggested. You can also find lots of people on online dating sites in search of what wouldn’t normally be socially acceptable to ask for out in public. For example, how many times have you seen a couple advertising their need for an extra person in a threesome?

  11. the past is the past BUT.. the past still should be recited properly and it wasnt.
    just delusions of grandeur

  12. The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be “Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”

    from here: http://bash.org/?205408

  13. taiti on March 30, 2006 at 1:39 am said:

    The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be “Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”

    from here: http://bash.org/?205408

    Nice.

    TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 12:58 am said:

    the past is the past BUT.. the past still should be recited properly and it wasnt.
    just delusions of grandeur

    Dude, even I saw the IMs you sent to Pig and T, so stop the bullshit. It wasn’t a beige or brown car, there was only one person (not two as you’ve told me before), and when you got the card and pig, you left IG forever. Cam Mafia was a different beast altogether, so stop trying to say you never left, because for a good five months you were AWOL.

  14. Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =\

  15. Maybe one day I can con Ruca into writing a Where Are They Now? bit. Last time I wrote one, I disappeared for a while… so I’ll let someone else get jinxed.

  16. John on March 30, 2006 at 2:43 am said:

    taiti on March 30, 2006 at 1:39 am said:

    The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be “Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”

    from here: http://bash.org/?205408

    Nice.

    TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 12:58 am said:

    the past is the past BUT.. the past still should be recited properly and it wasnt.
    just delusions of grandeur

    Dude, even I saw the IMs you sent to Pig and T, so stop the bullshit. It wasn’t a beige or brown car, there was only one person (not two as you’ve told me before), and when you got the card and pig, you left IG forever. Cam Mafia was a different beast altogether, so stop trying to say you never left, because for a good five months you were AWOL.

    dude, you’re wrong. I think I know a little better than you. yea you saw the im’s im a god actor. IG wasnt even up too much longer after the incident , which proved the point i always made without me IG was dead. and no i wasnt gone for 5 months i was still around. if i was that badly “damaged” i would have shut down my site and left the internet but as you see that didnt happen.

  17. TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 9:13 am said:

    John on March 30, 2006 at 2:43 am said:

    taiti on March 30, 2006 at 1:39 am said:

    The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be “Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”

    from here: http://bash.org/?205408

    Nice.

    TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 12:58 am said:

    the past is the past BUT.. the past still should be recited properly and it wasnt.
    just delusions of grandeur

    Dude, even I saw the IMs you sent to Pig and T, so stop the bullshit. It wasn’t a beige or brown car, there was only one person (not two as you’ve told me before), and when you got the card and pig, you left IG forever. Cam Mafia was a different beast altogether, so stop trying to say you never left, because for a good five months you were AWOL.

    dude, you’re wrong. I think I know a little better than you. yea you saw the im’s im a god actor. IG wasnt even up too much longer after the incident , which proved the point i always made without me IG was dead. and no i wasnt gone for 5 months i was still around. if i was that badly “damaged” i would have shut down my site and left the internet but as you see that didnt happen.

    Well thank god!

  18. John on March 30, 2006 at 4:22 am said:

    Maybe one day I can con Ruca into writing a Where Are They Now? bit. Last time I wrote one, I disappeared for a while… so I’ll let someone else get jinxed.

    That you did! ;)
    But hey, I still wrote ya.

  19. R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 4:18 am said:

    Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =

    He had an unfortunate accident with a sharpie..

  20. katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm said:

    R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 4:18 am said:

    Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =

    He had an unfortunate accident with a sharpie..

    Gawd, you had to remind me of that. So nasty!

  21. tgoloses on March 30, 2006 at 7:38 pm said:

    katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm said:

    R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 4:18 am said:

    Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =

    He had an unfortunate accident with a sharpie..

    Gawd, you had to remind me of that. So nasty!

    too bad your name is a total farce. TGO doesn’t lose. esp to a half-wit like you. thought you were walking away, dipshit.

  22. TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 7:45 pm said:

    tgoloses on March 30, 2006 at 7:38 pm said:

    katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm said:

    R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 4:18 am said:

    Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =

    He had an unfortunate accident with a sharpie..

    Gawd, you had to remind me of that. So nasty!

    too bad your name is a total farce. TGO doesn’t lose. esp to a half-wit like you. thought you were walking away, dipshit.

    Wrong Jenna deary ;) Do your home work or job in place to gain your memory.. it’s another blast from the past.

  23. whoops meant jog not job

  24. I walked back.

    I can’t help it. I guess you do fascinate me, in that ‘rubbernecking a train wreck’ sort of way.

    Seriously, I’ve never come across another human that was as deluded as you are, hates women as much as you, and lies the way you do. I really hope this is some sort of warped internet persona you whipped up and adopted for kicks and not your actual personality.

    Your wife must be a fucking retard, too.

  25. I still have the pictures in my “camgirl days” scrapbook.

  26. tgoloses on March 30, 2006 at 7:54 pm said:

    I walked back.

    I can’t help it. I guess you do fascinate me, in that ‘rubbernecking a train wreck’ sort of way.

    Seriously, I’ve never come across another human that was as deluded as you are, hates women as much as you, and lies the way you do. I really hope this is some sort of warped internet persona you whipped up and adopted for kicks and not your actual personality.

    Your wife must be a fucking retard, too.

    Of course you walked back, you love the abuse and embarassment and im am more than willing to keep abusing you.

    wow even with time to find out TRUE FACTS you still came back empty handed(and headed) I was hoping you would at least geat one thing right but no apparantly that is too dificult a task.
    its funny how you talk about ME being deluded but you turn around and say I hate women. Hello Kettle? it’s the pot you’re black! i love women, idiots like you arent women you are a waste of mass (you know kind of like an appendix)

    my wife is the best. she married me.

  27. TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 8:02 pm said:

    Of course you walked back, you love the abuse and embarassment and im am more than willing to keep abusing you.

    wow even with time to find out TRUE FACTS you still came back empty handed(and headed) I was hoping you would at least geat one thing right but no apparantly that is too dificult a task.
    its funny how you talk about ME being deluded but you turn around and say I hate women. Hello Kettle? it’s the pot you’re black! i love women, idiots like you arent women you are a waste of mass (you know kind of like an appendix)

    my wife is the best. she married me.

    How is that a “pot kettle black situation”… Jenna loves women!! She married me! ;)

  28. the pot kettle black situation is her called me deluded when she makes delusion shit up like me hating women.

  29. ok I’ll revise it for her.. you hate all women ‘cept your wife.

  30. katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 8:11 pm said:

    ok I’ll revise it for her.. you hate all women ‘cept your wife.

    not true. most of my friends are female.

  31. so you do love me????? ;)

  32. katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 8:20 pm said:

    so you do love me????? ;)

    you’re alright, more laid back now and *gasp* friendlish.

    i guess you grow on people.

    its gotta be a LI thing

  33. definitely a long island thing…

  34. katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm said:

    R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 4:18 am said:

    Whatever happened to WebPig from Internet Gossip? I lost track after switching to CM.

    Then I lost track all together =

    He had an unfortunate accident with a sharpie..

    Hahaha! yes, most unfortunate

  35. katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 8:07 pm said:

    TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 8:02 pm said:

    Of course you walked back, you love the abuse and embarassment and im am more than willing to keep abusing you.

    wow even with time to find out TRUE FACTS you still came back empty handed(and headed) I was hoping you would at least geat one thing right but no apparantly that is too dificult a task.
    its funny how you talk about ME being deluded but you turn around and say I hate women. Hello Kettle? it’s the pot you’re black! i love women, idiots like you arent women you are a waste of mass (you know kind of like an appendix)

    my wife is the best. she married me.

    How is that a “pot kettle black situation”… Jenna loves women!! She married me! ;)

    TGO: Right. How much did you pay for her?

    Kathy: I love you the most ;)

  36. tgoloses on March 30, 2006 at 9:27 pm said:

    katlizy on March 30, 2006 at 8:07 pm said:

    TGO4LIFE on March 30, 2006 at 8:02 pm said:

    Of course you walked back, you love the abuse and embarassment and im am more than willing to keep abusing you.

    wow even with time to find out TRUE FACTS you still came back empty handed(and headed) I was hoping you would at least geat one thing right but no apparantly that is too dificult a task.
    its funny how you talk about ME being deluded but you turn around and say I hate women. Hello Kettle? it’s the pot you’re black! i love women, idiots like you arent women you are a waste of mass (you know kind of like an appendix)

    my wife is the best. she married me.

    How is that a “pot kettle black situation”… Jenna loves women!! She married me! ;)

    TGO: Right. How much did you pay for her?

    Kathy: I love you the most ;)

    Keep on reaching Dipshit, you aren’t even close to being to my high level.

  37. finding the right fishin partner is the key to happiness :)

  38. R C L on April 13, 2006 at 11:06 am said:

    finding the right fishin partner is the key to happiness :)

    if it aint one thing its another lol