2007
05.19

Really?

I found myself reading the package that my blueberry muffin came in the other day – “Now with blueberries!”

As opposed to what? It’s a blueberry muffin, would you load it with oranges or tomatoes?

I brushed it off, but was later met with “Quality You Can Taste!” written on the container of milk I had purchased. I’m sorry, but I want the milk that I could feel the quality instead – bring that kind back, thanks.

Is it me or have companies taken it upon themselves to make us feel like complete idiots?

  1. Maybe THEY were the idiots, selling blueberry muffins without blueberries. Someone might have been at the plant, took a bite, and was like, “What the Hell?”

  2. I have to laugh at that kind of shit. They are idiots. Period.

  3. Take some blue dye, add sugar – roll into round things and voila! blueberries – so before- you WEREN’T eating real blue berries. And for the milk – they should really write something like: “cows injected with more hormones than a woman going through menopause – HORMONES you can taste and feel”

  4. [quote post=”1116″]Take some blue dye, add sugar – roll into round things and voila! blueberries – so before- you WEREN’T eating real blue berries. And for the milk – they should really write something like: “cows injected with more hormones than a woman going through menopause – HORMONES you can taste and feel”[/quote]

    That’s funny, but so true. poor cows.

  5. haha that’s hilarious. And this is all in America right? In Japan they have mistakes similar to that but of course it’s cos of the language barrier. haha

    Sho