2006
03.25

Reader Mail

When John asked me to write something for him I told him to fuck off. Actually John has been trying to get me to either write for him for as long as I have known him. But I gave in. Especially with this brew-haha of the Stick-It Awards.

Yes, I read every.. single.. comment. I went to the sites of people who were being cry babies, I went to the sites of people who were defending their rights. I went to the sites of people throwing the insults left and right. After all of this reading and laughing, I have come to the opinion that people give false substance to bogus issues.

Wait, scratch that, I know for a fact that people give false substance to bogus issues. I have over 450 comments proving me right. I have sites proving me right, I have servers proving me right. I have the whole damn internet proving me right.

Now, before you get your cancer ridden babies in a twist, let me explain how I came to this conclusion. First off, I did say opinion. And like assholes and elbows everybody has an opinion. But what separates fact from opinion is the proof. Well.. besides UFOs.. and Yeties.. and.. Jackalopes and TGO’s impeccable sense of retort. Oh, don’t forget the Chupacabra.

Quick, I said a big word! Somebody hurry up and post the meaning of it to show that I used it inappropriately when insulting a Jackalope, then discuss the five different ways of spelling jackalope and how much of a dumb-ass I am for spelling it my way instead of your way.

The big word was “impeccable” by the way. Did you catch that there, Sparky? Or must I point out every single thing to you cause I’m so insecure that I actually give a rat’s ass what you think. But I really don’t care what you think. Really, I don’t. Trust me on this one. I don’t care.

I mean even when I get comments about this whole situation I’m going to deny it and then defend myself with links to USPS and Google. So that’s why I’m not going to point it out. I’m going to let you figure it out on your own. The big word was not “impeccable”. There are not posts all over my site about it. There is no proof the word was “impeccable” cause I have conveniently put my site on hiatus and nobody can hack my email! HAHAHA I HAVE OUT DONE YOU. P.S. I still don’t care.

Are you getting where I’m coming from? Are you starting to see the light of these bogus issues and the substance of bullshit they are made of?

Now, don’t think I’m writing this to be a hero and stop the act of spoliation on the internet. Personally, I think the internet would be boring if there wasn’t drama involved. Now it’s easier to start the drama when dumb people/teenagers/selfish people are involved cause they’re like retards with sparkly, shiny objects. One flash of tin foil and they’re down and out for the count. Check this out:

  • Hey, look! A spoon!
  • Oh, now look! A bad mom! Yes, I’m talking to you.
  • OOOooO! Awards that people are taking to heart!
  • Chilean Wine is more French than French Wine cause of this plague of lice that destroyed vineyards in the early 1900’s. The only way to save the wine was to graph this super grape that killed these louse. That is.. All expect the vineyards in Chile.
  • Your shitty music is hurting my ears. Get that damn player off your ugly site.

Now how many people did I insult right there? And how many ways did you think of to retort to each and every one of those things even though you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about with the Chilean Wine anecdote.

Now, please, keep the drama coming. Write it in your blogs, livejournal it, myspace it and then post bulletins to all your friends. Talk about it on your radio show; PodCast it. Just bring attention to it anyway you can. Cause we all know there will be somebody out there who will take your drama and let you amplify it by a thousand and turn yourself into the next R-E-tard Idol.

P.S.S I still don’t care?~?~?!?!111

  1. katlizy on March 27, 2006 at 8:07 pm said:

    Amusing.. to say the least…

    fucktard*

    *Taken from Ruca

    who took that saying from me.

  2. TGO4LIFE on March 27, 2006 at 8:13 pm said:

    katlizy on March 27, 2006 at 8:07 pm said:

    Amusing.. to say the least…

    fucktard*

    *Taken from Ruca

    who took that saying from me.

    Ohh yeahh I forgot. ;)

  3. Hmmm .. haha

  4. damn

    Here ya go ranee

    http://www.katlizy.net/famous.jpg

  5. ah ha ha haaaa. funny shit. but i have a question since when do you not have a life if you blog/watch tv? don’t most people do that to unwind after a busy day?

    And I’d like to state for the record, I am not hiding from anyone. And, I didn’t move because of this drama & award crap. I moved cause I was planning on getting myself a new domain for my b-day. Which is what I did. :D click the name if you think i’m hiding. Go on, I dare ya. Just keep the shit off the comments on there cause my family reads that site. And I won’t approve stupid comments.

  6. katlizy on March 27, 2006 at 9:07 pm said:

    damn

    Here ya go ranee

    http://www.katlizy.net/famous.jpg

    hahahahaaa good shit there.

  7. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 1:00 am said:

    ah ha ha haaaa. funny shit. but i have a question since when do you not have a life if you blog/watch tv? don’t most people do that to unwind after a busy day?

    And I’d like to state for the record, I am not hiding from anyone. And, I didn’t move because of this drama & award crap. I moved cause I was planning on getting myself a new domain for my b-day. Which is what I did. :D click the name if you think i’m hiding. Go on, I dare ya. Just keep the shit off the comments on there cause my family reads that site. And I won’t approve stupid comments.

    Happy birthday!

  8. Thank you John. :) It was an uneventful one, just a movie and the following night we played pool at a corner bar. Boring indeed. LOL

  9. i guess we didnt get permanently get rid of the horrible mother we gotta all try harder.

  10. I didn’t realize there was a campaign to get rid of her.

  11. It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

  12. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 2:42 am said:

    It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

    Whoa whoa… We’ll see about that on Saturday.

  13. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 2:42 am said:

    It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

    wow holy Delusions of Grandeur batman.

  14. TGO4LIFE on March 28, 2006 at 2:46 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 2:42 am said:

    It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

    wow holy Delusions of Grandeur batman.

    You stole that from me

  15. TGO4LIFE on March 28, 2006 at 2:46 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 2:42 am said:

    It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

    wow holy Delusions of Grandeur batman.

    Obviously, TGO, you’ve never heard of sarcasm.

  16. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 1:01 am said:

    katlizy on March 27, 2006 at 9:07 pm said:

    damn

    Here ya go ranee

    http://www.katlizy.net/famous.jpg

    hahahahaaa good shit there.

    Oh honey didn’t we stop bothering eachother? I bow to you because I’m not nearly as famous as you are on the net. I can only dream.

  17. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 1:00 am said:

    ah ha ha haaaa. funny shit. but i have a question since when do you not have a life if you blog/watch tv? don’t most people do that to unwind after a busy day?

    Even Karol makes valid points against you Katlazy.

  18. Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

  19. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 11:29 am said:

    Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

    ahh ok. I just assumed since my name was still a part of it.

    I’m glad you because I’m sick of arguing. Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

  20. uh there is an extra you in there. oh well. the internet is screwy for me today and I never claimed to be grammatically correct.

  21. Karol on March 28, 2006 at 8:26 am said:

    TGO4LIFE on March 28, 2006 at 2:46 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 2:42 am said:

    It’s TGO’s personal campaign. I don’t know why he’d want to get rid of lil ol me. Everybody loves me. lol

    wow holy Delusions of Grandeur batman.

    Obviously, TGO, you’ve never heard of sarcasm.

    I know sarcasm quite well im the king of it. and well you’re delusional about everything else so why not this too

  22. Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 11:29 am said:

    Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

    ahh ok. I just assumed since my name was still a part of it.

    I’m glad you because I’m sick of arguing. Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    Ohh I don’t know

    Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 11:29 am said:

    Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

    ahh ok. I just assumed since my name was still a part of it.

    I’m glad you because I’m sick of arguing. Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    Why do you think you are going to have your hands full?? hmm??? Do you honestly think past all this I am going to continue with you??

    As for showing my age..obviously so did you as you knew what I was talking about.. kinda… rainman.

    I think you started behaving like this on the site when you were nominated for “drama queen” or something to that effect.. well dear voting is over.. you dont have to act like george bush and campaign after you’re elected. I hope you win.

    see me when you realize how stupid you are…

    I guess that means I am rid of you

  23. Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:37 am said:

    uh there is an extra you in there. oh well. the internet is screwy for me today and I never claimed to be grammatically correct.

    Neither did your parents when they filled out the birth certificate.

  24. katlizy on March 28, 2006 at 6:14 pm said:

    Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 11:29 am said:

    Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

    ahh ok. I just assumed since my name was still a part of it.

    I’m glad you because I’m sick of arguing. Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    Ohh I don’t know

    Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Karol on March 28, 2006 at 11:29 am said:

    Ranee that comment wasn’t even directed at you, I didn’t even notice she was directing her own comment to you I only looked at the picture which was funny.

    ahh ok. I just assumed since my name was still a part of it.

    I’m glad you because I’m sick of arguing. Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    Why do you think you are going to have your hands full?? hmm??? Do you honestly think past all this I am going to continue with you??

    As for showing my age..obviously so did you as you knew what I was talking about.. kinda… rainman.

    I think you started behaving like this on the site when you were nominated for “drama queen” or something to that effect.. well dear voting is over.. you dont have to act like george bush and campaign after you’re elected. I hope you win.

    see me when you realize how stupid you are…

    I guess that means I am rid of you

    I guess that you don’t want to be rid of me from the looks of it. You can’t let this go making pot shots at me and pathetic ones at that. Then coming to my site to post.

    Dude just drop it. I’m over it. I’m willing to be nice now.

  25. Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    God I’d like to get a handful of her!! ;)

  26. R&C’s Dildo on March 29, 2006 at 12:10 am said:

    Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    God I’d like to get a handful of her!! ;)

    Is she married? Are you married? If not how about you just get a room and quit posting how much you’d like to do her.

  27. Ranee on March 29, 2006 at 8:40 am said:

    R&C’s Dildo on March 29, 2006 at 12:10 am said:

    Ranee on March 28, 2006 at 11:35 am said:

    Apparently I’m going to have my hands *full* with Katlazy.

    God I’d like to get a handful of her!! ;)

    Is she married? Are you married? If not how about you just get a room and quit posting how much you’d like to do her.

    Thanks for the suggestion.. it was worth missing a whole day of work.. you’re the best RC!!

  28. Hey, this dildo aims to please ;)

    Next up, Ranee. I can’t wait to hear her squeal!!

  29. R&C’s Dildo on March 30, 2006 at 9:24 pm said:

    Hey, this dildo aims to please ;)

    Next up, Ranee. I can’t wait to hear her squeal!!

    SQUEAL!

  30. uh oh ranee’s a squeler. =)

  31. Ahem… I don’t share.. if you want ranee you’ll have to dump me.