For the past couple of weeks, “Honeymoon” by James Patterson has been staring at me to be read. I’ve been meaning to bring it to work so I could kill the down time, but I keep forgetting to.

There’s a new can for Cherry Coke. It’s purple. I don’t know why, the box it came in is red. And speaking of dumb cans, Pepsi’s “new design” they made such a big deal over SUCKS. It’s not anything big or special, it’s just a stupid background.

Why is it when you wake up, you’re tired? Isn’t that why you went to bed in the first place? I hate this feeling, and I’d rather be sleeping than feeling like I’m exhausted.

Sometimes I’m fascinated by the people in Hollywood acting ridiculous off-screen or off-stage. It’s like they’re trying to make sure we never forget who they are or something. Here’s a couple of randomness to go with this theory: Who would have thought Kevin Federline would be the better parent? Why do we stop and care about a dead stripper, but we don’t care about the troops in Iraq or the fact we’re paying $2.50 for a gallon of gas?

Apparently someone hired psychics to try to find Osama bin Laden. They fell asleep. I have an idea - how about we actually send people to find him instead of outsourcing. It doesn’t work for AOL’s customer service, it won’t help us catch him.

My son impresses me like crazy every week. He’s incredibly affectionate now, focusing more on hanging out and trying to impress me over wanting to play with toys or watch his morning Disney crap.

The new car’s pros and cons (part one). It burns oil, but the AC works. The radio is awesome, but I feel like I need to be shoved in with a shoehorn. The keyless start doesn’t always kick in, but it has four doors which is a blessing when I pick up the boy.

In New York, there’s a TV show where people text in for a chance to play so they can win cash money in the middle of the night. There are two girls that go back and forth trying to get people to register, giving out clues and pretty much begging people to play. Can you figure out the word hidden in this jumble?
   L O W L Y H O O D

Because most of the viewers of this show can’t, apparently.