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Disgusting
August 21st, 2007, 1:00 am
By John

I’m surfing some of the websites filled with entertainment juice and gossip and I see a couple of things that simply bother me. Danielynn, you know - Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter - is having her first birthday party. WHY DO I CARE?

I don’t.

And neither should you.

How many people remember their first ever birthday party? I’ll bet my son doesn’t remember, and it was just two years ago.

They’re planning on bringing in 200 people to her party. What 1-year-old knows 200 people? Those aren’t family and friends, those are leeches.

There are times where I look back at my more recent birthdays and honestly can’t remember what I did. Of course, there are some birthdays I wish I could forget.

I’m looking forward to celebrating my son’s birthday, but each year I’m thinking about something small and cute for both of us, something Daddy/Lil’ Moo. I’ve never been a party person, so maybe that’s just me and my hang-up.

And I definitely can’t account for 200 people coming to a party for him.

What do you think? Could you handle a party with 200 guests?


9 Responses to “Disgusting”


  1. Rebekah
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    10:27 am
    1

    I cant even deal with a party with more then 10 people. It’s just too overwhelming for me to be around a lot of people i know.


  2. Karyn
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    12:00 pm
    2

    I would spaz. I don’t like to be around people in general and 200 forget it.


  3. Crys
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    12:57 pm
    3

    F* that! If I were to have a party for my kids it would be just family and maybe one or two close friends. Kids that age don’t need a huge party.


  4. Rissie
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    3:49 pm
    4

    My 16th & 21st birthday both had over 200 people, and I considered everyone a friend or family. Granted, I wasn’t 1, but it’s possible. Maybe Anna Nicole had a lot of friends?


  5. Kaisa
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    4:03 pm
    5

    I don’t like people much so being surrounded by 200 of them would probably make me go crazy. And I’d quite possibly also explode.


  6. John
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    4:55 pm
    6

    [quote comment="19797"]Maybe Anna Nicole had a lot of friends?[/quote]
    Rumor has it she’s dead.


  7. Lissi
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    9:31 pm
    7

    Considering the fact that I haven’t even had a party for my birthday for about 6 years now, I guess my answer is no.


  8. jen
    Posted:
    Aug 21st, 2007
    9:56 pm
    8

    i had total anxiety at my son’s babyshower, so I KNOW I wouldn’t be able to handle a party with 200 people there solely for my celebration. Happy 1 year old to Dani lynn!


  9. Kristie
    Posted:
    Aug 22nd, 2007
    10:32 am
    9

    I definitely COULD NOT handle a party with that many guests. F*ck that, seriously. My son just celebrated his 3rd birthday 2 months ago, and you know what we did? My husband and I got him a birthday cake, and had a small celebration in our house - just the three of us. That’s my idea of a birthday party.

    Danielynn won’t even remember any of it…I think a lot of it is being done for show. Wouldn’t it be expected of the child of a dead celebrity to have the limelight on them at all times? I think it’s disgusting as well…