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“How Not To Be President” By H. Clinton
May 26th, 2008, 1:00 am
By John

I’m still laughing about what Hillary Clinton recently said. No, it wasn’t a funny comment. The fact she made it, then said the media was taking her direct quote out of context (huh?).

She said she made the comment about Robert Kennedy’s assassination because Senator Ted Kennedy is on her mind and she can’t stop thinking about it. And nobody questioned that?

NOBODY QUESTIONED THE FACT SHE’S THINKING ABOUT RFK’S ASSASSINATION?!?!?!

But it gets better.

She’s been saying recently that her husband never quit, never stopped fighting until the June Primaries. Much like her Bosnia stories, she forgot to mention a couple of things… like the real story.

Paul Tsongas had dropped out of the race. In March.

Bill Clinton won most every primary from then on, and wasn’t exactly “struggling” when the June California primaries took place. He even beat California’s governor Jerry Brown.

In California.

Bill was also the front-runner. Why WOULD he give up? That would be like Ron Paul asking John McCain to drop out!

She cries on TV. She lies about being under sniper fire. She tells people that she has more votes than Obama (she does not) and more delegates (she does not.) She insists on seating the delegates from Florida and Michigan despite agreeing before the primaries started that they should be penalized for breaking the rules. She looks to be banking on an assassination attempt on Barack Obama for her to squeak by.

Hillary Clinton is a political terrorist. She strikes fear into voters and then they vote for her. Before going to a mostly-white West Virginia, she tells them that Obama deserted White America.  Wait… what?!?  When did she join the KKK?

All this is great news for Al Gore.  He no longer looks like a sore loser.


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[ Comments: 2 ]

2 Responses to ““How Not To Be President” By H. Clinton”


  1. Angelica
    Posted:
    May 26th, 2008
    4:13 pm
    1

    Personally I don’t really like either of them but that’s just because I don’t find any of them left-wing enough.


  2. Clay
    Posted:
    May 26th, 2008
    5:59 pm
    2

    I overheard that comment she made the other day. I sat there confused for a second, thinking to myself “Wait, that has nothing to do with anything that was just asked.”

    Hillary would be the new Bush Jr. in terms of easy media quotes turned jokes.

    I still have no idea who I am going to vote for. The choices suck. Can we get some new people in here please?




 


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