2011
10.28

Proof why Billy Bush is a moron

Lindsay Lohan
You’ll never see me in a nude scene,” Lindsay Lohan said six years ago in an interview for Access Hollywood.

“Never?” interviewer Billy Bush responded.

“I’m not going to do a nude scene,” Lohan said. “Then there’s no mystery for my private life.”

Maybe if he asked about Playboy…


2011
10.20


Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi is reported dead today.

That’s right, friends. Moammar Gadhafi has, in fact, been safely captured.

Stop looking at other news sources. Ghadafi has been injured this morning in combat.

Okay, seriously? I care less about his status of dead or alive and more about what his damn name is! Couldn’t this have been figured out decades ago when he was first in control of Libya in the 1980s? Now, with even more news sources than thirty years ago, there are dozens more ways to spell his name!

How about this: If he’s still alive, and we couldn’t even tell you that based on this morning’s news feeds, let’s just ask him how he spells his name!

By the way, considering President Obama’s whole anti-war thing during his campaign and his wanting to pull troops home as quickly as he can, am I the only one noticing all the top dog bad guys are being killed under his watch?

Just saying…


2011
10.14

Me: What’s wrong?
You: Um.. nothing? But whatever it is that happened, I swear it’s not my fault.
Me: What are you talking about?
You: Um.. don’t worry about it. You’ll see.
Me: [thinking] You’re a fucking idiot.