2005
06.15

NEWS FLASH!

AMARILLO, Tx. – Late Wednesday evening, sources report that Tiffany is not, in fact, dead. Reports that she has obtained what those in the real world call “a life” have been denied repeatedly and those close to her do not wish to comment.

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  1. I heard that she was married to that old rich guy who about to die?