Shit. I had something useful to write in this weird little box, but it slipped my mind as my eyes wandered over to my cat rubbing her evil head on my shoeless foot. Am I allowed to curse in here? Fuck. I hope so.

Um, I hate summer. With a passion. I also hate 99.998% of people. And bright colors.

  1. No bright colors. Damn, there goes the new layout RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW!

  2. Once you throw it out the window, make sure to run it over.

  3. If there are no bright or shiney colors, how will crows find the site?

  4. Homing beacons.

  5. They can Google it. Lazy crows.

  6. Well recognising that cats are evil is always a positive step.