Mommy will love this story.

We’re at the drive through at McDonald’s, and I order a Happy Meal for the Lil’ Moo. They don’t have apple juice, so I get him a milk. The idiot taking the order had to be told four times that I wanted a kid’s meal 4 piece chicken nugget deal before he finally got it right.

The promotion is Speed Racer, and the Lil’ Moo’s toy was…

This piece of crap. What the fuck is this shit?

When did a mini-tote bag become a toy?