07.01
Everyone’s favorite “singer” Ashlee Simpson is in the news quite a bit lately, but not for the right reasons.
It all started when she did a jig to get off Saturday Night Live. Then she was booed during a football halftime show. There are rumors she had plastic surgery to get rid of that unicorn horn of hers.
And now… Playboy.
Four million dollars. That’s what she turned down, supposedly.
Who in their right mind would want to give her four million bucks to pose naked? Ashlee Simpson, not Jessica. That girl has scandal, but nobody likes her.
And if she was really offered that kind of cash, she should have said yes. Seriously, what else has she got going for her? She’s not a talented singer, she’s not a great looking girl, and she’s about two hours past her 15-minute mark.
I asked a couple of people what they thought. Christie said she’d do it in a heart beat if she was asked. Why? “I’m broke.” But she wouldn’t do it for a burger and fries, so how broke is she really?
Elle Marie thinks it’s a smart move for Ashlee. “People would think she was only doing it for attention,” she said, “to jumpstart her dying/already dead career.”
And PJay directed his comment right to Ashlee in light of her decision: “Thank you.”
be thankful she didn’t do playboy. Do you really want to see that?
She is decent looking as a brunette. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in Playboy that way, but definately not blonde.
I would have done it though. Come ON, it’s Playboy. Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks. I’d do that shit just so my great grandchildren can have copies of that issue and show all their friends “Look, my great grandma was in PLAYBOY!!!!!!111″
Hells yeah.
shes so desperate to fit in and be kewl like her sister. isn’t that why she got a nose job?
Isn’t the public sick of her as it is? Why would anyone want to see that woman naked? I’m straight and even I can think of 20 other women I’d rather see pose in Playboy. *lmao*
(despair)
It’s not so much a matter of who else you’d rather see in there but a matter of who is willing. She was entertaining the thought of it, as opposed to someone like Angelina Jolie who would shoot them right down. I think Britney will be in there next, but that’s not the point. The point is that Ashlee gets a bad rap because she lip syncs. Ok whatever. At least she can move her lips and pretend there are coherent words coming out as opposed to her f’ing waste of space of a sister. Jessica makes me so ill I can’t even begin to describe it. I’m sure Nick left her because she was in constant bad mood from having to try and hold her lips out the way she does, those boobs are not real there’s just no way, and umm I don’t know she just makes me ill. She used to sing and it was ok. Then she started to whisper, something Mariah Carey did for a while then went back to singing.
The whole lot of them make me want to toss up my dinner.
she lip synchs and shes riding the coatails of her equally talentless sister.
They remind me of the Duff sisters. Haley(i think her name is) is trying to cash in on her sisters disney fame. quite sad