What’s wrong with this picture? Go ahead, take a good look.

If you notice the huge ditch crossing the highway, give yourself a cookie. That’s upstate New York, around Sidney, and the damage was caused by incredibly horrid weather.

My friend Tanya lives an hour outside of Albany, and she was telling me how bad it was. “It was really bad,” she said, “houses washed away and shit.”

And it’s not getting better.

Apparently Britney Spears is overflowing on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar this month. More like bizarre, if you ask me.

In all seriousness, she made a big stink about how Madonna was her role model, and all she does is try to do things to emulate her, ending with “The Kiss” between the two. It was pretty sad, watching her try to be a Material Girl.

It’s sad now, watching her try to be Demi Moore. Do we really need to see Britney flip flop like a dying fish? She couldn’t sing, she can’t lip sync, and her act was all about her dancing. She cancelled a tour because she “hurt her knee” (and nine months later guess who’s a mommy?) and yet we can’t look anywhere and not see her.

I wonder sometimes, who from Hollywood is she going to try to be like next?

And is it wrong if I keep hoping it’s Dana Plato?