Some Australian politician whined and cried after admitting he sniffed the chair of another politician.

That was not a typo, nor am I making this up.

Troy Buswell is the leader of the conservative Liberal Party in Western Australia, and apparently was in the dirty spotlight before, admitting to snapping the bra strap of an opposition party staffer.

Unlike New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, this guy won’t quit. That puts him in line to become state premier if his party wins elections next year. Scary, no?

So he started to cry, saying, “These are difficult issues for me to deal with and they are very difficult issues for my family to deal with.”

Keep your nose to yourself, maybe?