Tom Brady wore an air cast Monday morning and all of a sudden the world thought he broke his leg or something. I mentioned that it “looks like one of those air cast booties you wear when you sprain your ankle.” Tuesday, everyone was surprised to see him without the cast, thinking it was just a psyche-out ploy. Wednesday, everyone’s talking about how - here’s a shock - maybe he sprained his ankle. Way to go, everyone!

Wow. Fred Thompson dropped out from the Presidential race. I guess it doesn’t help when you…

• come in to the race late
• spend a lot of money and talk about nothing
• get nobody interested in your message

I can’t watch Rock of Love this season. I tried, but I really can’t get into the skankiness. It still throws me into a loop that Bret Michaels has to stoop so low to get a bunch of rotten crotch-pits to fight for his love on reality TV. Couldn’t you just go on tour again? By the way, the Rogaine looks good on you.

American Idol is hilarious. Well, the auditions are. My favorite so far is the big guy with the fan from San Diego. He sang his own song and couldn’t believe he wasn’t in. Though, I still get chills when I think about the guy stalking Paula Abdul. Not as much as I do knowing she’s performing during the Super Bowl half time this year.

I need some popcorn. The white cheddar variety. Smartfood? Someone get me a bag, thanks.

I’m not a big fan of Opie and Anthony, but I was listening to them on the way to bring my boy back home and they had an on-going spoof about how every single news media had to make mention that when Heath Ledger was found, he was found nude. The focus of course is not the drugs he was found with, or how he may have died, but that he was nude.

I fell asleep at work Wednesday.

I know it’s just me since you don’t live here, but I get a kick seeing some of the toys my son forgot to put away. I put them away, because the last thing I need is for me to slip and fall because a car was left on the floor, but sometimes I play with them first.

How is it that FOX keeps coming out with new sitcoms during the writing strike? I think it’s hilarious. I know Seth McFarland got pissed when they finished producing already-written and voiced “Family Guy” episodes.

Ringo Starr is still alive? Shocked me.