I’m surprised the song “James Brown Is Dead” by LA Style isn’t getting as much airplay as it should, considering the Godfather of Soul is actually dead. Maybe they’re waiting to make sure he comes back to life.

I know his “wife” wants him back now, considering she’s not allowed in the house because the state doesn’t see them as legally married. WHOOPS! This’ll learn ya to divorce your husband BEFORE marrying the new guy, dumbass.

Gerald Ford also died. FOX news reported the 93 year old former President died, but they don’t know how. May we stress that he was 93 years old? Shit, even Wikipedia had a cause of death: severely impacted bowel obstruction. What’s next? Calling the election before it’s over?

Wait, they did that already.

Speaking of dead, what’s up with Pauly Shore’s career?

Here’s a guy who made looking like a stoned loser on MTV’s original hey day look cool, or at least fun. The “Weeeeasel” helped make MTV a fun place to be, and he was in a spot where he could have made a big name for himself.

Instead, he showed everyone he’s nothing more than a one-trick pony (a la Sandra Bullock and Adam Sandler). So now he’s back, trying to do stand up and going on tour. He’s been on radio interviews and honestly, he sounds like such a wuss now. It’s one thing to reinvent yourself, but you don’t want to get lamer.

And then there was this.

I guess he was trying to channel the while Michael Richards’ “nigger” rant by calling a bunch of Texas hecklers white trash. He decked Shore, then Shore left the stage.

But the cops saw the video, decided to investigate to make sure the guy that assaulted the Weeeeeeeeesel got his legal just desserts. Instead they found out it was a hoax. The chief of police released a statement saying the bouncer was an off duty cop and that Shore asked him to be a part of the skit.

Now he looks like a punk. I’ve been saying that for years, and now I have proof.