With the exception of a select few, I think all of you from the commonwealth of PA suck monkey balls!

Seriously, this could be over already, but you gun-toting bible-packing go’ment hating bastards just couldn’t do it, could you? You prolonged this drawn out battle even longer.

Guess what, you idiots.

America hates you.

Well, that’s not really completely true. Democrats that want this nightmare to end, that want a clear and decisive nominee so they can start focusing on Senator John McCain and the Presidential election hate you. They have to continue to wallow through the non-issue commentary that Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been lashing at each other instead of trying to show why we don’t need “another four more years of Bush.”

“Superdelegates” who have yet to decide who to pick hate you. Because of you, they have to hear their phones ringing with both Obama and Clinton singing their praises - Obama on how the general public believe he can do it, and Clinton on how “the tide is turning.”

The media, however, loves you. They get to see these two candidates spend more money on each other, buying high-rate commercials (they’re required to by FCC regulations to pay the highest rates available and are NOT eligible for package deals or “discounts”) and because of you, they’re getting richer.

The Republicans love you too. McCain thanks you for keeping the Democratic nomination process alive, because with both Obama and Clinton spending everything they can on each other to win that seat, they’re spending money they could easily spend against the McCain camp.

But I hate you with all my heart because honestly, I want to read more about anything else but Hillary this and Hillary that. She’s a lying, manipulating wench who doesn’t care about the “people” but about power. Her “A President would never put the American people down” crap shows she’s so out of touch with the world it’s ridiculous.

Please, secede from the Union. You’re not even a real state.