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Brad and Angelina have Little Pitt
May 31st, 2006, 12:00 am
By John

I forgot the name already, twice. Despite it having been drilled in my head (thanks radio people), I can’t for the life of me remember this kid’s name, nor do I really care. At least it’s not something ridiculous like Fruit Fly or Pepsi, though the endorsement deal could have been incredible. My main concern is for this guy:

I wonder what he’s doing now, and I hope he’s not starving. Though I’d like to see the gift he got.


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[ Comments: 15 ]

15 Responses to “Brad and Angelina have Little Pitt”


  1. Shaw
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    12:03 am
    1

    It’s amazing how the media is oh so concerned about famous babies. Bah.

    That guy probably got the gift of Jack Daniels…he’ll give the empty bottle to the new whatshisface (I can’t remember the kid’s name either…)


  2. TGO
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    1:25 am
    2

    does anyone really give a flying fuck that she gave birth? they are both losers.

    we finally got TomKat out of the news for the moment and now we are stuck with Brangelina


  3. Lisa Marie
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    1:57 am
    3

    Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie. Poor baby.

    Forget that guy. I feel bad for celeb babies. They get the weirdest names.


  4. Schfifty
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    8:00 am
    4

    Shiloh, it is. But it sounds like a dog’s name to me.

    I feel sorry for the man, but I don’t see the big deal about celeb births.


  5. Christina
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    9:26 am
    5

    Hahaha, amazing.

    And in regards to Six Flags, there are Six Flags all across the U.S., but the only Six Flags Great Adventure is the one in Jersey.


  6. Ranee
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    9:41 am
    6


    Comment #2 by TGO — May 31, 2006 @ 1:25 am

    does anyone really give a flying fuck that she gave birth? they are both losers.

    we finally got TomKat out of the news for the moment and now we are stuck with Brangelina


    I care TGO, I care. I’m obsessed with angelina and it’s my ultimate goal in life to be on a talkshow where they rip my ass for having plastic surgery to look like her. HEHE. I mean I love her so much that when I found out I wasn’t allowed to adopt from Cambodia I went to the next closest third world nation, Kentucky, and adopted my daughter.


  7. Erin
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    10:24 am
    7

    CNN actually had a special on the other night called “Chasing Angelina” and had several segments about her new baby.

    What’s with her anyway? Yeah, she’s good looking but is there anything else? She’s not a great (or even good) actress, she makes out with her brother, and for some reason has some strange obsession with wearing blood.

    She fucked Billy Bob Thornton. Shouldn’t she be considered damaged goods by now?

    I’m gonna make a wild guess here and say that the broad does not have beer flavored nipples. So someone please clue me in. What is the appeal?


  8. Anna
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    11:10 am
    8

    I think she’s gorgeous. And she really does do what she can to help those third world countries out. Not like some stars who go for a long weekend and just photo-op the hell out of the trip. She actually seems to care.

    I’d much rather hear about her than Tom and Katie who are just… weird. *shudder* Or Britney who is just a total and complete moron.


  9. Ranee
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    12:03 pm
    9

    Britney is mad that KFed is telling his friends about their problems so they can run back to the media and tell them and get paid for it. She’s a complete and total Moron. I’d actually like to see a study on CNN about who is the worst mother, Britney, Jenn, or Shelly.

    Angelina is gorgeous. She’s probably the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen. I like her acting abilities, or maybe I just like movies she chooses.

    Of course she adopts and I adopt so there’s something else there. For me, and I’m sure this is more than anyon ever wanted to know, she’s pretty much the woman I’d strive to be if I wanted to be beautiful on top of saving kids lives. I’m sticking with the kid part since there’s no hope for the beauty.

    Honestly I have no clue why she is with Pitt. He’s not all that anymore is he?


  10. Ranee
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    12:04 pm
    10

    Lisa Marie on May 31, 2006 at 1:57 am said:

    Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie. Poor baby.

    Forget that guy. I feel bad for celeb babies. They get the weirdest names.

    wait it’s jolie - pitt isn’t it? that’s what the others are i think? at least i hope. I’m not a big fan of shiloh either.


  11. TGO
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    9:14 pm
    11

    Ranee on May 31, 2006 at 9:41 am said:


    Comment #2 by TGO — May 31, 2006 @ 1:25 am

    does anyone really give a flying fuck that she gave birth? they are both losers.

    we finally got TomKat out of the news for the moment and now we are stuck with Brangelina


    I care TGO, I care. I’m obsessed with angelina and it’s my ultimate goal in life to be on a talkshow where they rip my ass for having plastic surgery to look like her. HEHE. I mean I love her so much that when I found out I wasn’t allowed to adopt from Cambodia I went to the next closest third world nation, Kentucky, and adopted my daughter.

    i do hope that was deep heartened sarcasm hun.


  12. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    10:20 pm
    12

    I, for one, would be happy to fill Jolie’s pit. Thank you, thank you, here ’til Thursday.


  13. Ranee
    Posted:
    May 31st, 2006
    10:55 pm
    13

    TGO on May 31, 2006 at 9:14 pm said:

    Ranee on May 31, 2006 at 9:41 am said:


    Comment #2 by TGO — May 31, 2006 @ 1:25 am

    does anyone really give a flying fuck that she gave birth? they are both losers.

    we finally got TomKat out of the news for the moment and now we are stuck with Brangelina


    I care TGO, I care. I’m obsessed with angelina and it’s my ultimate goal in life to be on a talkshow where they rip my ass for having plastic surgery to look like her. HEHE. I mean I love her so much that when I found out I wasn’t allowed to adopt from Cambodia I went to the next closest third world nation, Kentucky, and adopted my daughter.

    i do hope that was deep heartened sarcasm hun.

    sarcasm it was. i do think she’s hot. if i were a lesbian, yeah she’s my kind of woman. i don’t wanna be anyone but me though. ditto what joey michaels said, filling the pit.


  14. Chris.
    Posted:
    Jun 1st, 2006
    4:07 pm
    14

    Ranee on May 31, 2006 at 12:04 pm said:

    wait it’s jolie - pitt isn’t it? that’s what the others are i think? at least i hope. I’m not a big fan of shiloh either.

    i believe its jolie-pitt. although now that you guys mention it.. i’m not so sure.. =\


  15. Jen
    Posted:
    Jun 1st, 2006
    4:56 pm
    15

    i love angelina jolie! Shes beautiful and a humantarian(sp?), and I just love her. Shes one of the few celebs that I like.




 


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