2007
08.07

I would love to completely deny my love affair with celebrities, but sadly I am addicted to their lives. Half of my favorite bookmarks are celebrity sites, and I usually check each site twice a day – when I first get online in the morning and before I go to bed.

I’ve decided to take it upon myself to keep the dear readers of TDE informed on the happening in Hollywood. You can thank me later, PayPal is best – thanks!

It’s a bad habit to have, but at least I’m not drinking and driving… then again they have rehab for that.

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The Backstreet Boys (minus one, bye bye Kevin!) have gotten back together and released a new song, “Inconsolable”. I wasn’t too impressed, and that’s coming from a BSB fan. The new album is scheduled for late October. Save your money.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are back together, at least for this week. Then they’re going back to posting screaming wars on MySpace, going on hiatus for a few weeks, then getting back together. Rinse and repeat.

Toni Braxton‘s bank account is broken, and her checks have been bouncing. Oops. Unbreak your heart, or unbreak your bank account?

Suri Cruise is one of the cutest kids ever, even if she is half robot and half alien.

Paris Hilton is still traumatized over the scratchy sheets from her long stay in jail. I’m still traumatized over her “music” and apparently there was discussion of her singing more? I might need rehab if I ever have to listen to her sing again.

Lindsay Lohan is still in hiding. Rumors have her in Long Island at her mom’s place and in Utah at ANOTHER rehab center. I almost wish I had a drug/alcohol problem – being in rehab is the new trend and I am completely missing out on it. Wherever she is, I’m sure she has some Coke… the drink! Come on people, she’s innocent!

Nicole Richie is pregnant… and fat. She has gained a whole ten pounds in four months. Guess all of those “she shallowed a bean” people were wrong – HA! That is going to be one skinny bitch of a baby.

  1. I’m thinking that Nicole’s kid is going to come out thinner than a Popsicle stick.

    And Suri looks like that girl from Small Wonder.

  2. Personally I thought Suri looked like a monkey. Nicole’s kid is gonna be fucked we all know that. Does she know who her kids father is?

    this was great Chenoa. I loved it!

  3. I’ve said it before – and well, I’ll say it again – some people should not reproduce.

  4. I think Suri is a cutie. I wish they wouldn’t parade her for the media though.