2007
08.17

This week in Hollywood: Lohan is alive. Kat McPhee is pregnant. Star lied.

And a whale washed up on a boat Monday.. ?

Oh wait, that’s just Rosie O’Donnell on the boat.

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The fashion police have finally decided to apprehend Richard Simmons for indecent exposure. Too bad they were distracted by the shiny things on his outfit and instead took a photo with him.

Lindsay Lohan finally showed up and confirmed that she is in rehab again. What a joke. She spent Wednesday touring the town, smoking, and tanning before heading back into rehab. Is she wearing a nightgown?! That is NOT a dress… no way. And I actually thought this girl had a chance at changing after the last rehab trip, how stupid was I? Any bets on this rehab?

Katharine McPhee is pregnant.. sorta. She’s playing a pregnant sorority girl in a movie she’s currently filming – “House Bunny”.

Star Jones lied about having surgery to lose weight. Is anyone really shocked here? Seriously, did anyone believe she just cut back on the candy bars?

I almost hate to admit it, but celebrities really bored me this week. Step it up a little – drink some more!

  1. Great… she’s off the booze, but now she’ll overdose on that incredibly sexy habit of puffing cancer sticks all day.

    I was upset when you said McPhee was pregnant… but it’s just a movie (whew!). Was gonna say… she’s dating someone?

    And Star Jones is a walkin’ talkin’ piece of crap. She was a fake when she was on “The View” and she’s a fake now. She needs a bullet in her head.

  2. Did Star actually lie about the surgery? I thought she was always very carefeul not to deny it but would just say she had a “medical intervention” of some kind.

  3. [quote comment=”19784″]Did Star actually lie about the surgery? I thought she was always very carefeul not to deny it but would just say she had a “medical intervention” of some kind.[/quote]

    True. Although she never denied having the surgery, she tried to make people think that she didn’t. I don’t understand why she just didn’t own up to having the surgery. Who was she trying to fool?

  4. Ha, I never really keep track. This was definitely amusing to read, however. =P