2007
06.01

I woke up yesterday morning, stumbled into the living room and grabbed the newspaper. I only read the important parts: comics and puzzles, funny news stories, drug busts, and sports.

I was reading through the funny news stories when something caught my eye. Apparently some woman was asked out on a date…

… after the man robbed her.

Two men robbed a U-Haul store in Milwaukee and managed to grab “an unspecified amount of cash” according the store’s owner.

But on his way out, one of the men decided to strike up a conversation with the woman that he had just robbed. According to the woman he was trying to get her number using the old, “Hey baby, you’re pretty fine” line.

Surprise, surprise… she turned him down, and he left.

  1. Hahah I only read that part of the newspaper too!
    But that man is crazy! How can he ask out a woman that he’s just robbed? That’s pretty lame -_-

  2. Awwww! I think it’s kind of romantic! You’d have a wonderful story to tell your 54 grand children that were born to your 10 crack addicted welfare kids.

  3. lmfao, thats a great thing to do.
    take your money then ask you out on a date hehe silly

  4. [quote post=”1158″]Awwww! I think it’s kind of romantic! You’d have a wonderful story to tell your 54 grand children that were born to your 10 crack addicted welfare kids[/quote]
    That might only work in Arizona.