2006
05.05

Turning 18 was a bit of a blow to me. I’d waited my whole life for it and when it finally came I was sorely disappointed.

I had access to the Internet so renting pornos was hardly a privilege. My parents had accepted my chain-smoking habit years earlier and I was getting into bars when I was 16 anyway.

It was true. 21 really was the age to be. However, there was still one special thing that I was finally able to indulge myself with.

Body piercing.

I got a simple lip ring as soon as I was barely legal. It grew a gorgeous white pus bubble and I woke up most mornings with an urge to rip my lips off but I looked cool and edgy and that’s all that really mattered. And because I had finally transformed myself into a new, cutting edge, devastatingly awesome human being I needed some new hipster friends. And I found these friends via BMEzine.

For those of you who are not in the body modification loop, allow me to explain exactly what BME is.

BME is (mostly) an online community for people who enjoy body modification. To most people that translates to “tattoos and piercings.” This is not totally the case. Many members of the community enjoy: scarification, genital mutilation, and body suspension. Let me put it this way- BME has one of the only existing interviews with the Goatse man.

Despite the community being more than a little… odd, I really enjoyed it. I even met up with a handful of local members who were pretty normal. One of them was named Mick and soon after meeting him he decided to throw a large BME party at his apartment. A few dozen members from all over the country came to attend and give each other “apprentice piercings.” That’s just slang for “really fucked up holes in your face.”

Getting ready for the occasion was pretty easy. I threw on my old Catholic school uniform, fishnet stockings, and my super elite emo glasses (non prescription of course). Clearly I was looking very hip. I don’t think the drug dealers that were riding the subway that night found me as “cool” as they did “worthy or rape” though. Thankfully it was a short trip and I made it to the party safely.

I knew immediately that I’d gotten myself into something that was beyond fucked up. The first person to approach me was a large Amazon creature that called herself “Moonie.” She was at least 6 feet tall and her face looked like someone had attacked it with a nail gun (which is actually not far from the truth).

“Hi! I’m Moonie! You must be Ruca! Gawd, honey! You’re so little. Could I have your bra?” she asked.

I was overwhelmed by her southern accent and enormous breasts. I also couldn’t take my eyes off of the bridge of the pierced and crusty bridge of her nose.

“Ah huh…hi! Yeah, I’m Ruca. My bra? Um…what for?”

“Well, darlin,” she began “‘I’m collectin all the bras from the sexy bitches here tonight. I just love pussy!”

I was going to start crying but some other freak had called her over to them before I had a chance to deny her my underwear.

Mick eventually made his way over to me and let me know that his liquor cabinet was not off-limits. This was great news because in addition to me loving alcohol more than my own mother, I also love to drink half liters of Jose Cuervo in the company of demented strangers.

I hoisted myself up on the kitchen counter, drinking my tequila from the bottle and chatting up a very large tattoo artist from the Salem area. Everything was going fine. The freaks mostly left me alone and I was content. But if you’ve been following my stories then you know that me staying calm and collected with a bottle of Jose can only last so long.

I’m not entirely sure what prompted me to take my underwear off and give them to “Moonie” or at what point it happened. But I do know that by the time the party was wrapping up I was passed out on a futon with my bare ass exposed. This would be embarrassing enough but I also vomited all over Mick’s bathroom before the break of dawn.

Unsurprisingly, almost every guy (and a few of the girls) that attended the party began to hit me up on the BME website for weeks afterward. They wanted to hang out with me again, pierce my clit, and hook bungee cords to my bare flesh and suspend me in the air.

In their words, “I really knew how to party.”

  1. BME interviewed TGO? ;)

  2. lame r&c.

  3. I love bmezine. post a BTB story of your own piercing and get a free BTB membership.
    gawd, i haven’t commented here forever and I don’t know why. despair told me to this time.

  4. I’ve never heard of that, not really my thing ;) Wouw that must have been embaressing. ;)

  5. jen on May 5, 2006 at 4:28 am said:

    I love bmezine. post a BTB story of your own piercing and get a free BTB membership.
    gawd, i haven’t commented here forever and I don’t know why. despair told me to this time.

    heh, John… don’t you just love when the people have to make it so freaking obvious that they got sent here from commenting sites…? I end up editting that part out or deleting it cuz I just think its incredibly rude on their part.

  6. Angela on May 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm said:

    jen on May 5, 2006 at 4:28 am said:

    I love bmezine. post a BTB story of your own piercing and get a free BTB membership.
    gawd, i haven’t commented here forever and I don’t know why. despair told me to this time.

    heh, John… don’t you just love when the people have to make it so freaking obvious that they got sent here from commenting sites…? I end up editting that part out or deleting it cuz I just think its incredibly rude on their part.

    it is a little rude. i don’t understand why people find this need to include it their comments.

    anyway, i love bme. before i got my chest piece done i read some stories on there about other’s experiences with chest tattoos. although, my experience was obviously different then their’s, it still gave me a basic idea of what to expect.
    yeah, i do agree that some of the people from bme are a little strange. i heard a story from a friend of mine that attended a bme party that was pretty raunchy…..

  7. samantha on May 5, 2006 at 1:51 pm said:

    Angela on May 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm said:

    jen on May 5, 2006 at 4:28 am said:

    I love bmezine. post a BTB story of your own piercing and get a free BTB membership.
    gawd, i haven’t commented here forever and I don’t know why. despair told me to this time.

    heh, John… don’t you just love when the people have to make it so freaking obvious that they got sent here from commenting sites…? I end up editting that part out or deleting it cuz I just think its incredibly rude on their part.

    it is a little rude. i don’t understand why people find this need to include it their comments.

    anyway, i love bme. before i got my chest piece done i read some stories on there about other’s experiences with chest tattoos. although, my experience was obviously different then their’s, it still gave me a basic idea of what to expect.
    yeah, i do agree that some of the people from bme are a little strange. i heard a story from a friend of mine that attended a bme party that was pretty raunchy…..

    You should ask about the annual Toronto party where members fuck eachother in the owners filthy basement. Heh.

    On 9/11 Shannon/Glider (the owner) posted incredibly insensitive anti-American things on his own BME page. I don’t just mean that he was blaming the American government. He was actually saying things to the effect of “I have no sympathy for those who died today”. It wasn’t what he said that prompted me to leave. It was the fact that 95% of the community was agreeing with whatever he was saying just to kiss his ass.

    Well, that was the final straw. But the community as a whole was so fucking dramatic. Everyone met eachother in person, fucked one anothers boyfriends/girlfriends, and posted about it afterward. It might be a lot different now. I hope it is.

    Then again, I can’t bash it too much. I got a 3 year relationship from it ;)

  8. Erin on May 5, 2006 at 2:21 pm said:
    Everyone met eachother in person, fucked one anothers boyfriends/girlfriends, and posted about it afterward. It might be a lot different now. I hope it is.

    Then again, I can’t bash it too much. I got a 3 year relationship from it ;)

    with who’s boyfriend? >:O

  9. He was dating Warcraft when I swooped in. He juggled us both for all 3 years.

  10. Angela on May 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm said:

    heh, John… don’t you just love when the people have to make it so freaking obvious that they got sent here from commenting sites…? I end up editting that part out or deleting it cuz I just think its incredibly rude on their part.

    Well, I usually leave it in my comments, too. I used to, anyway. Now I’ll do it only on sites where I know the webber, to piss them off (haha!!).

    TGO on May 5, 2006 at 2:57 am said:

    lame r&c.

    Wait, so that’s NOT you?

  11. TGoatseO.

    Oh come on, you know you smiled!! >:)

  12. after i minused all the piercings out of the story i had a really bad flashback to my teens. it always sounds better when someone else is telling the story. you rock.

  13. The guy who pierced my nipples was definitely an interesting individual. He was a member of one of the first troups to do suspensions in North America. He was also interviewed on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, I think. Some show like that, anyhow.

    The friend who went with me to hold my hand later ended up getting her nipples pierced by the same guy. I went with her, and we all ended up talking about the pro domme scene in Los Angeles. One of my friends who works as a domme there got her nipples pierced by him too years ago – it’s truly a small perverted world. It was during this trip that I learned he had a knotted kangaroo leather whip. Unfortunately, shortly after that his store mysteriously disappeared and I haven’t seen him since. It’s kind of a shame. He did great work, and was also up for some interesting conversation.

  14. all this suspension talk is making me queasy.

  15. Ranee on May 5, 2006 at 11:57 pm said:

    all this suspension talk is making me queasy.

    its neat… but I’D NEVER DO IT ;)

  16. R&C’s Dildo on May 5, 2006 at 10:38 pm said:

    TGoatseO.

    Oh come on, you know you smiled!! >:)

    answer me this. if my ass was that spread out do you think i’d be able to sit comfortably at a computer?

  17. TGO on May 6, 2006 at 1:25 am said:

    answer me this. if my ass was that spread out do you think i’d be able to sit comfortably at a computer?

    Depends. How comfortable is your chair?

  18. not very. even the most comfortable chair in the world wouldn’t help with that im sure.

  19. …so you stand?

  20. no i do not. but i also dont suffer with problems like mr goatse does i have no problems sitting. my chair may not be the most comfortable in the world but then again their arent many that are.

  21. TGO on May 6, 2006 at 2:31 am said:
    my chair may not be the most comfortable in the world but then again their arent many that are.

    have you ever sat in a BMW? I thought I was in heaven… :)

  22. TGO on May 6, 2006 at 1:25 am said:

    R&C’s Dildo on May 5, 2006 at 10:38 pm said:

    TGoatseO.

    Oh come on, you know you smiled!! >:)

    answer me this. if my ass was that spread out do you think i’d be able to sit comfortably at a computer?

    Hmm, a lazyboy up your ass? Come to think of it, that actually has two meanings! Why sit or stand when you can…. recline =)

  23. I miss Cookie.

  24. Phil on May 8, 2006 at 5:25 am said:

    I miss Cookie.

    why would u miss such a heffer