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Winner: The Game
August 27th, 2005, 4:58 pm
By Tiffany

It started as a question.

Q: “You ever wonder why they don’t make tank tops in 2XL?”

Answer:
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Her.

We started playing this game one day out of boredom. It has become a sensation that has taken over the majority of working time. Here’s how it works.

Chubby girl walks in wearing something that everyone knows she shouldn’t be.
Someone calls out “WINNER!”

1 point for a t-shirt that just doesn’t fit.
2 points for a tank top
3 points for a halter top
5 points for a tube top.
10 points if her bra is showing.
12 points if she wants a size 6 1/2 shoe.
20 points if she figures out you’re talking about her.

Yes, it’s mean. Yes, if she has the confidence to wear it blah blah blah…
Whatever. I just need something to keep me from being bored.


13 Responses to “Winner: The Game”


  1. Crys
    Posted:
    Aug 27th, 2005
    7:00 pm
    1

    Ooooh can I play?


  2. TGO
    Posted:
    Aug 27th, 2005
    8:06 pm
    2

    At that point TGO would walk up to her and offer her a bottle or 3 of Staker 2.


  3. Jamie-Lynn
    Posted:
    Aug 27th, 2005
    11:42 pm
    3

    That’s great. There should be points awarded for back fat. That’s the part I always hated in high school. Either that or her thong showing out the back of her pants.


  4. kathy
    Posted:
    Aug 28th, 2005
    1:02 pm
    4

    You are funny.. :)


  5. Tony
    Posted:
    Aug 28th, 2005
    5:53 pm
    5

    I don’t get the six and a half shoe bit.


  6. John
    Posted:
    Aug 28th, 2005
    9:22 pm
    6

    A six and a half US woman’s shoe usually fits someone who is quite petite, and more than likely weighs about 80 pounds, or 36 kilo.

    Or a child.


  7. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    Aug 29th, 2005
    12:26 am
    7

    Do you get extra points if you make her cry? I mean big, hurt tears?


  8. Tony
    Posted:
    Aug 29th, 2005
    3:03 pm
    8

    American women have either got big feet or your shoe sizes are completely different. I know for males there’s half a size in it.


  9. tiffany
    Posted:
    Aug 29th, 2005
    3:03 pm
    9

    you automatically win for the day if you make her cry. no one’s succeeded yet because apparently it’s “bad for business”


  10. TGO
    Posted:
    Aug 29th, 2005
    8:38 pm
    10

    If TGO worked there she would have cryed in 5 seconds then would find the nearest knife to slit her wrists


  11. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    Aug 30th, 2005
    5:27 am
    11

    What about if she is wearing something that she looks bad in but you or a friend are currently wearing and look hot in? Are there extra points for that?


  12. tiffany
    Posted:
    Aug 30th, 2005
    7:57 pm
    12

    this is a work-related game only. no one ever comes in wearing the bright green “everybody has sole” tshirt and khakis so a provision hasn’t been made for outfit copiers.


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    Posted:
    Feb 3rd, 2006
    7:01 am
    13

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