I figured I would write about Antonella Barba a couple of days ago because I had a (not so funny) joke to go along with it. That, and I really didn’t have much else to talk about. What I didn’t know was that she would FLOOD my search string hits to the site.

In fact, in the past week, the top three things people were coming to The Dead End for were “Antonella Barba”, “American Idol Whore Antonella”, and “antonella nude”. There were other variations rounding out the top ten, but there WERE a couple of other things people were coming to the site to see.

britney spears drunk

I don’t know if this was a search engine hit or a fact of life. Maybe it was Kevin Federline’s legal team trying to gather evidence that his soon-to-be ex-wife is a drunken floozebag.

Because we know it’s not true!

why does the far north experience total darkness during winter

It’s real simple, actually. Canadians don’t pay their electric bills because they don’t have real money. Seriously, if you were the electric company and you got Monopoly money in the mail, would you accept it?

Now maybe if someone sent the deed to Reading Railroad…

kfc + rats

I think the odd thing is that people coming to the site looking for rats ended up at pages for Britney Spears.

Weird.

oprah sucks

Here’s an obvious one I shouldn’t have to explain.