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What people are looking for…
February 28th, 2007, 1:00 am
By John

Antonella BarbaI figured I would write about Antonella Barba a couple of days ago because I had a (not so funny) joke to go along with it. That, and I really didn’t have much else to talk about. What I didn’t know was that she would FLOOD my search string hits to the site.

In fact, in the past week, the top three things people were coming to The Dead End for were “Antonella Barba”, “American Idol Whore Antonella”, and “antonella nude”. There were other variations rounding out the top ten, but there WERE a couple of other things people were coming to the site to see.

britney spears drunk

britney-spears-again.jpgI don’t know if this was a search engine hit or a fact of life. Maybe it was Kevin Federline’s legal team trying to gather evidence that his soon-to-be ex-wife is a drunken floozebag.

Because we know it’s not true!

why does the far north experience total darkness during winter

It’s real simple, actually. Canadians don’t pay their electric bills because they don’t have real money. Seriously, if you were the electric company and you got Monopoly money in the mail, would you accept it?

Now maybe if someone sent the deed to Reading Railroad…

kfc + rats

MouseyI think the odd thing is that people coming to the site looking for rats ended up at pages for Britney Spears.

Weird.

oprah sucks

Here’s an obvious one I shouldn’t have to explain.


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[ Comments: 5 ]

5 Responses to “What people are looking for…”


  1. Danna
    Posted:
    Feb 28th, 2007
    6:44 am
    1

    eek..
    rats at kfc?! eew..

    haha.. and britney is always drunk! :D
    what does she even do in rehab??? xD


  2. Joana
    Posted:
    Feb 28th, 2007
    9:39 am
    2

    Those are some interesting results XD kinda makes me laugh looking at what people come to your site for. I wonder what bizare things (if any) bring people to mine? Maybe I don’t want to know.


  3. Mis
    Posted:
    Feb 28th, 2007
    12:28 pm
    3

    I’ve had some bizarre search strings that linked people to my site…. most likely because of my domain name, but still xD Yours are much more interesting.


  4. Ranee
    Posted:
    Feb 28th, 2007
    2:07 pm
    4

    OMG so is that why Krystal has such a distorted view of things is because she doesn’t have electricity to go along with that 20 below weather?

    See now people are going to search for Krystal Draper or Krystal Draper psychopath and they will get to TDE.

    Have the stick it’s started yet? Can we actually get cute little banners this year to put on our sites and taunt people to vote?


  5. Anna
    Posted:
    Feb 28th, 2007
    10:49 pm
    5

    Man, my #1 search hit is ‘ear’. Now I feel really boring. I guess I’ll have to start talking about ‘butt sex with penguines’ more.




 


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