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We’re not the same, brother
January 27th, 2006, 1:45 am
By John

Laura and I were talking the other day, and one of the things she said she loved about this site was that I’m not really too big about talking about work or my personal life. Apparently some people talk too much about themselves or something like the world revolves around them (metaphorically, not literally, although…), and that the writers here at TheDeadEnd.net are willing to write about different topics other than themselves.

As much as I adore Laura and her hot bee self, this is probably an entry she won’t be reading. Because IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!!!11!!!!1111!!!!!

Actually it’s not really about me as much as it is about this guy from work, Jose.

New guy at work, he teamed up with me and we were chatting. Mostly banter, stuff about the job and what we do, and other crap.

Then he gets a page. His kid wanted him to call him back. I ask him how old his kid is, Jose tells me his son is 4.

End of story.

Until, for no reason, he starts telling me about how he has three kids. His oldest is 12, and the next youngest is 10. Both of them are his daughters.

We start to talk about raising our kids, and then he hits me with a doozy: “I know what you mean, it’s tough paying child support for them.”

I’m not sure, but I’m thinking he thinks I’m paying child support for my boy, or maybe he’s trying to relate by making that assumption or something. I don’t get a chance to correct him though.

“Three babies, with three different mothers.”

I reply with a genuine wow. What can you say to that? I’m pretty glib, and I just was lost. Not that I had time to rebut anyway.

“My boy is in Puerto Rico, and my daughters are in Florida.”

I didn’t know where to go with this. He didn’t want to talk about work anymore, and I was just not sure if this was a conversation I wanted to continue. Luckily his phone rang.

“Yeah … I’m at work … Started today … It’s an awesome job.”

This is where he looked at me and gave me a slick little grin.

“I’m making $20 an hour … Yeah they’re hiring … Come down!”

Mind you the job was not hiring, nobody was making $20 an hour, and the job sucks. I’d bet the guy was making no more than $8 an hour, and he wasn’t coming back to work.

At least I hope.


10 Responses to “We’re not the same, brother”


  1. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    2:37 am
    1

    I used to love the people I met when I was in the non-Academic work force. Seriously, 90% of the most interesting people I met in life was doing crap jobs setting up Ross stores right before they opened or washing dishes at seafood restaurants. Some very cool people, some total freaks and almost nobody who wasn’t at least worth a good story. Made me like humanity a whole lot more.


  2. R&C's Dildo
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    7:35 am
    2

    I agree, this high society shit is getting on my nerves. I miss hanging with my ghetto crew, drinking beer & getting crazy. Though the food is good at these 5 star restaurants, they only serve you small ass portions! Dammit, I’m going to Outback Steakhouse and ordering me their huge porterhouse steak!

    Mmmm, porterhouse… *drools*


  3. Arleigh
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    2:47 pm
    3

    I guess if he keeps up the $20 an hour bit you can remind him that he now has the funds to buy birth control.


  4. ranee
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    3:01 pm
    4

    So umm clarify for me these points please? His son is 4 and he is in Puerto Rico and he was paging him at his brand new job in NY? Yikes.


  5. Juan
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    3:18 pm
    5

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    hey u think u can get me an application , $20 an hour sounds good to me , no wonder your able to give away $20 a week , LOL ;P

    man i feel sorry for that dude , if i was him id kill myself

    -


  6. ranee
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    5:04 pm
    6

    Dang Juan I think killing himself is a tad bit harsh, maybe he can afford to get a vasectomy now that he is making the big bucks. Maybe we should have a condom drive for him and John can take them in to him. Then again he probably won’t get the hint since child #1 and #2 didn’t do it for him.


  7. laura
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    6:02 pm
    7

    holy crap, i got a plug! *dances around*

    i love that $8 - $20 difference. thats like people who work at burger king saying that they’re “restaurant managers.” ;)


  8. ranee
    Posted:
    Jan 27th, 2006
    10:10 pm
    8

    laura on January 27, 2006 at 6:02 pm said:

    holy crap, i got a plug! *dances around*

    i love that $8 - $20 difference. thats like people who work at burger king saying that they’re “restaurant managers.” ;)

    LOL!


  9. Marie
    Posted:
    Jan 28th, 2006
    4:45 pm
    9

    i rarely talk about shit i do on my blog too, its more about my opinions :P i dont think its wrong though that other people’s blog revolves around them, its their blog…….. oh well


  10. Lis
    Posted:
    Jan 28th, 2006
    5:13 pm
    10

    hah, my blog is lame. i never have much to say these days. actually i do, buy i find too many people i know in the real world come to visit… so i dont write as indepth as i use to. ’tis a shame




 


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