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A few years ago I went to a circus and saw a bearded lady. The woman was probably a man dressed up in a woman’s moomoo. No one seemed to believe this woman was really female.
But then there was the woman I met the other night at work.
He comes waddling up, and I’m looking at the guy thinking, “Wow, he looks pretty woman-like.”
The closer he came, the more I realized this is not a man, not in any way whatsoever, except the facial hair… the chick had a thicker beard than any guy I ever met!
“No,” I thought. Maybe it’s a Halloween disguise, and he’s just trying it on. Except he also had a woman’s voice.
I was… “moved.” To the point where I conducted business with her without actually looking at her, because I would not have been able to keep my composure, or because I would not have been able to continue without asking her about the facial fuzz.
Fuzz. More like an afro.
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