Britney Spears was in court today after one of her children tried to sue her for failure to be smart. Defense attorney Jessica Simpson had nothing to say, but wore a nice shirt. Judge Paris Hilton dismissed the case.

OJ Simpson found the real killer!

Best selling horror author Stephen King announced today that he never wrote one book in his life. In fact, he said he doesn’t even know how to read, and his mother did wear combat boots.

Isaiah Washington came out of the closet today.

Tobey Maguire was great to fans today, signing autographs and loving every second of it.

After months of intense investigations, it was found that Carlos Mencia actually wrote his own jokes.

Remember all the times we heard about Lindsay Lohan being a drunk, a cokehead, a pothead, and a whore? JUST KIDDING! It was all a joke, you silly goose!

Gee this was fun.