Halloween is coming and I can’t tell you how excited I am. For starters, it gives me a chance to go out once more and scare the bejezzus out of other people, dress up as a freakshow, and not worry about people looking at me funny like I belong in some kind of institution.

With that in mind, I’m trying to see if I can get Heather to dress up into something fun. So far, she’s planning on going as a normal, boring, bland mom. I decided to do some research. I think she can do better than that.

We could start off with a cliche’ and get her dressed up as a witch. I personally think this could work. But she might learn some magic and make me disappear.

Next!
Fairies have some kind of power too, like a witch, but it’s more like dusty sprinkly stuff that probably would turn me into a toad or make me chase after a goat. I’m probably allergic to fairy dust, too.

Let’s move on.
I can see her now.
Give me a D!
Give me a I!
Give me a C!
Give me a K!
What do I have? My honey!

And then I’d start crying.
Then she could wear this… I would TOTALLY dig this one! She could give me a real nice bedside manner, if you catch my drift.

Wait, what if she brings out needles?

*squeal!!*
This would probably be the best one for her. She’s not exactly fond of the whole “clown” thing, but she’s worn the get-up for me once before.

What about you? Any thoughts?