Sometimes you wake up in a glorious mood, and sometimes you don’t.

Then there are days when you wish you had a fucked up day because it’s about 100 times better than the one you wake up to, which is where I’m at right now.

Of course, now I have to put up a fake face for work and pretend like my life is all peachy. The good thing is that I work alone for the most part, so I only have to pretend I’m happy for about an hour.

You can’t have it this good.