And with that, a special year end edition of…

RANDOM CHATTER!

Forget Jamie Lynn Spears, what about her mother? That trollop is out there writing books on how to be a good mom when she’s obviously proven that’s the last thing she is! How do you parade your kid in Church to find a mate, let him sleep in your HOUSE with her, and when she gets knocked up go and sell the pictures-to-be to a magazine? Are you that hard up for cash? Did you not get enough from that first cow you sowed?

The New England Patriots. The first thing you should know, if you don’t already, is that I am a New York Giants fan. That’s how I was raised, that is my team. I also have a kin to the Carolina Panthers because I moved to South Carolina the year they had their first season. In what seems to be the only NFL game I watched from start to finish, it was probably one of the most exciting games I’ve seen in many years. It was nice to see the Blue decimate the Pats, but it was horrible for me to see that Eli Manning started playing like Eli Manning. I think the Pats are a good team, but this is not a Super Bowl team, as they have had worse seasons with a much better team.

Christie left the show, and coming this week will be yet another new chapter in the chronicles that is Radio X. I am glad for the time her and I spent together on the show, but I am looking forward to the next stage. Initially I was considering lining up people and having them audition on the air, like whenever Regis has a day off on Live, but I think it’ll be just best if we make the switch and go from there. Who’s next? That… that you’ll have to tune in to the show Wednesday night to find out (10pm Eastern, 9pm Central, at RadioXshow.com).

How about that Dick Clark, eh? Forget the fact Ryan Seacrest is the first person supposedly to get a straight answer about New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s intention about a run for the Presidency. Dick Clark looked… I think the comment I said to someone else was, “Dick Clark is back, and he reaaaaaaaaally shouldn’t be.” No animation, hands glued to the desk, and his face barely moving: I thought I was watching the beginning to “Tales From the Crypt.” I only stayed to see if he would croak live on TV.

More car drama? Of course! Apparently, the guy that I was in the accident with is suing, saying he was hurt. Funny, my police report says he was okay. Not to mention he was all animated and up and about. He’s also claiming his Pathfinder was a wreck and could not be driven (except for when he was able to drive it off the road in front of the cops). I think my insurance company told me they are claiming another person was injured - but considering it was just him in the SUV, I find that hilarious.

More to come, I’m sure. Happy Moo Year!