I woke up this morning with what felt like an anvil shoved between my eyes. I could hardly open them, and not because I had teh snotz clogging them closed.

My neck is raw, my body is sore, and I guess this is what I get for getting barely any sleep. A friend of mine tells me that maybe it’s time for me to get a new mattress, but that shit costs money. Though I have to admit I’m not really happy with the springs poking through and then trying to hug me in the middle of the night…

Maybe I should have a “donate a bed to John” paypal donation drive or something, or get a mattress from an Amazon.com wishlist.

Or sleep on the floor.