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Problems a go go
June 27th, 2006, 1:00 am
By John

I opened up a bank account recently. They told me at WAMU that I would be getting my checks and bank card in a week. So I waited the week, and got my checks as scheduled. The bank card…

That took another week. Apparently they did it that way for “security reasons.” Because apparently someone can’t write a check and steal all my money, they need the bank card, too. Sorry, but it’s still going to the same address, right?

Now that I have my new bank card, I’m switching all my online stuff over to the new account. Everything went smoothly until I got to EZ-Pass. I tried to log in my account but it told me my access was denied because the password was attempted too many times, to call in the morning.

I called, and I got this Asian bitch on the line who thought ESL was a class you take for extra credit. I couldn’t understand half of what she said, which is exactly what you want for a customer service agent. She kept telling me she couldn’t give me account information over the phone, despite it being my account.

This is where I asked to speak to a manager or supervisor. She quickly told me she couldn’t, then when I insisted, she put me on hold. “I kent put you threw, erery one in meeting,” she said. I think.

So I asked again, insisting that I speak with someone other than her. She refused, then told me that I needed to give her my phone number so they can call me back. I told her my phone number was on file, but that I wanted to speak to someone right now.

The bitch hung up on me.

The steam didn’t get to shoot out the ears before I hit redial. I told the agent on the other end my situation, then about the other woman I was just on the phone with. She didn’t ask me for anything else, she put me right through to a manager.

The matter with my account was resolved quickly. The other issue, I don’t really know, but Jennifer — the manager I spoke with — assured me things would be taken care of. Does this mean she’s going to put a hit on her?

I’ve been able to get everything settled, so I ran the Quicken that came with my computer and started to input everything. When I went to back it up, it tried to install something, and then it corrupted the program. Everything I just added was lost.

Looking through my room was ridiculous to find an older version of Quicken. I found it, installed it, and hopefully I got everything right. I’ll find out when I get my first bank statement.

If you’ll excuse me, I have pennies to count. It’s laundry day.


13 Responses to “Problems a go go”


  1. TGO
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    1:28 am
    1

    why the hell would you choose to bank with Wamu? you’d be better off having a safe in your house guarded by a chihuahua.


  2. Crys
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    1:48 am
    2

    Don’t you just love dealing with customer service over the phone?


  3. Ryan Wallace
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    12:12 pm
    3

    I must say, the WaMu ads running currently that brag about you being able to open an account from your computer are rather tempting. To the extent that I briefly considered opening an account with them for absolutely no earthly reason whatsoever, other than good marketing.

    I’m perfectly content with outsourcing of customer relations departments, but only if they outsource them to ENGLISH-SPEAKING CALL CENTERS!


  4. suzie
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    2:59 pm
    4

    im done. thank you so much for everything :)


  5. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    8:21 pm
    5

    I have a special elite account that allows me to have the safe in my house with all the money be guarded by a rabid chihuahua. I can’t even get to the money.


  6. TGO
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    9:00 pm
    6

    all outsourcing needs to be banned. why the fuck would we want all our personal information overseas?


  7. ranee
    Posted:
    Jun 27th, 2006
    11:12 pm
    7

    TGO on June 27, 2006 at 1:28 am said:

    why the hell would you choose to bank with Wamu? you’d be better off having a safe in your house guarded by a chihuahua.

    chihuahua’s scare me.


  8. TGO
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    12:04 am
    8

    chihuahua’s are the worst dog to get im aboutto drop kick mine.


  9. kimba
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    12:12 am
    9

    blah - i don’t even use banks cus they always mess everything up - don’t believe in them


  10. Ryan Wallace
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    12:57 am
    10

    kimba on June 28, 2006 at 12:12 am said:

    blah - i don’t even use banks cus they always mess everything up - don’t believe in them

    What do you do, write “I OWE YOU”s to the landlord and the electric company???


  11. John
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    1:03 am
    11

    Ryan Wallace on June 28, 2006 at 12:57 am said:

    What do you do, write “I OWE YOU”s to the landlord and the electric company???

    They have this really keen tool, not sure if you know about it, called money. The older folk know what this is, but it’s rumored to still be in circulation.


  12. Ryan Wallace
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    1:21 am
    12

    John on June 28, 2006 at 1:03 am said:

    They have this really keen tool, not sure if you know about it, called money. The older folk know what this is, but it’s rumored to still be in circulation.

    Nobody takes “money” anymore. Try sending cash to pay your bills. They’ll send you to the funny farm.


  13. Crys
    Posted:
    Jun 28th, 2006
    2:22 am
    13

    Ryan Wallace on June 28, 2006 at 1:21 am said:

    Nobody takes “money” anymore. Try sending cash to pay your bills. They’ll send you to the funny farm.

    It’s funny but true. If I tried to pay rent with cash my land lord would probably think I just robbed a bank. Seriously… who carries cash anymore?