I can’t get fired from my job, no matter what I do.

Situation I

The Boss wants me in and I don’t call. I don’t show up. I don’t even answer his calls when he wants to know where I am.

I go in the next day and he was like, “What happened?” I told him that it was my day off and that I wasn’t coming in. Totally expecting to come home, he told me that everything was okay and that if I wanted to work with him next season he would do whatever it took to have me as a driver.

Situation II

I told him that the truck I was using Sunday sucked — the music was not working right — and that I was unable to bring in the big bucks because of it. He was a bit upset, then went to fix the problem. I told him that it wasn’t fixed, but he sent me out again. To which I made even less money today than I did Sunday.

I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

This leads me to something else…

I know, you probably think I’m harping on this poor lass’ life but when you have a website you are open season for anyone… even me. And I have some proof (sort of).

Jennifer from Kiss-My-Kitty.com made it known on her site many a times that she works at Burger King. She continues to make this mistake and complain about her job, including posting pictures of her place of employment.

About a month or so ago she made a big deal about how she now has to work a good three days a week or something to help pay off her new car payment. Now she’s busy telling her manager who comes to her site to “piss off”.

She’s upset that a manager at her job is coming to her website. Apparently she bitches and complains and doesn’t want her co-workers to know about it, or something. The way I see it, if you post something on your website or LJ or MySpace, you’re posting it for anyone in the world to see. This could be your fans, your friends, your enemies, your family, or anyone.

Remember, this is the same girl who a couple of “enemies” at work “planted” food in her locker to make her look like she was stealing. We know that’s not the case, because she could never store food anywhere other than her oral orafice.

Any takers on how long it takes before she gets fired?