The phone rings, I miss the call. Caller ID says it’s Ashley, so I call her back and we end up talking away for at least an hour, if not more. I always enjoy talking with her, and last night was no exception.

Especially when she was expressing how ecstatic she was that she got some French movie finally that she was waiting for since forever or something.

It was her favorite movie, and I’m a bad friend for already forgetting the name of it, especially since I started writing this while still on the phone. But she saw it when she was 15 and loved it ever so, apparently there’s this incredibly hot woman in there that has a glorious nude scene, and when she found it she decided she HAD to have it.

The problem is that it’s in French, which isn’t a bad thing if you know the language. Which she does not. At least not enough to follow a 2-hour movie without subtitles.

No subtitles = hilarity. And hilarity indeed was on the agenda tonight.

I just want to know what movie it is to see how hot this chick is.