She drinks, she drugs, and now she Facebooks. We talked about this on the Radio X Show last night, about how Lindsay Lohan apparently has her own account.

Of course, what’s the big story about this? That she has one, or that she uses her DJ friend roommate secret lover(?) Samantha Ronson’s last name… as her own.

Apparently it’s a new account. Wow, she’s so smart, using her friend’s last name. Nobody would ever figure that one out. Go Linds!

Look at her adding all those (bandwagon) friends! I wonder if I’m on there…

Interesting. That’s what a guy I met the other day told me he says every time he’s in a situation where he doesn’t want other people overhearing him to understand what he’s saying. For example, as we were chatting, a real hot chick that could easily use a dozen sandwiches just to get to her bare minimum weight class passed us by. He goes, “Interesting.” Then he challenges me to what he meant by it.

In this case, what’s interesting is her friends are interested in taking the party girl out to get drinks and have fun. You know, because rehab is just a fad, it’s nothing serious. It’s a PR thing just to make yourself look good.

Her profile picture was French toast. I kid you not. This girl is so incredibly witty, it’s not funny.

Because of her, I’m ashamed to say I’m from Long Island.

Thank God for Amy Fisher.