I can almost picture blabbermouth Joan Rivers in front of the Iraqi court where they drop off “this guy…”

“And here we have former dictator Saddam Hussein, showing off his new ‘Unabomber’ hair style. Isn’t he to die for? A quarter million people can’t be wrong. Oh, I love me! Melissa? Where’s my Diet Coke?”

I need a life. And your original comments, too.