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ITALIAN PROFILER NABS “BIG LEAGUE” KILLER

Friday, July 27, 2012 Posted: 11:09 PM EDT (0309 GMT)

BOSTON, Massachusetts (VNN) — Italian Police Profiler Diana DiMaio, working side by side with Federal Safety Agents, captured Timothy Austin after a daring rooftop chase earlier this evening

Boston police announced earlier this week that “overwhelming evidence,” collected by DiMaio, indicated Austin’s guilt in the deaths of 5 different former members of the 2003 Boston Red Sox.

Austin, recently diagnosed with lung cancer, apparently believed that that had been the only chance he had had of seeing the Sox win the World Series. In a series of increasingly bizarre murders, including the headline grabbing defenestration of NAME REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH 2008 VICTIMS ANONYMITY ACT, Austin had left police and federal safety agents baffled.

DiMaio, instrumental in the 2011 capture of Charles Cambridge, Chicago’s notorious tenement bomber, and in the 2010 investigation that cleared the Libertarian Party of conspiracy to commit terror, was called in after some protest from federal safety agents.

Agent Alissa Brady, who had blocked the Boston Police’s initial request for DiMaio, said at the time, “The FSA has this under control. Bringing in a foreign agent - especially a foreign agent from Europe - is an insult to all Americans.”

It was only after the July 4 bat clubbing of popular former Red Sox player NAME REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH 2008 VICTIMS ANONYMITY ACT that Brady relented and DiMaio was brought in.

It only took DiMaio four days to identify Austin as the killer. Her methods, shrouded in controversy, apparently involve handling objects that had been used by the killer - sometimes even the bodies of the victims.

“It is bunk,” according to Agent Brady.

Effective bunk, none-the-less. DiMaio initially apprehended Austin at his apartment on Wednesday. Brady insisted that Austin was innocent and refused to book him. A further search of Austin’s apartment turned up “souvenirs” from all five murders, prompting a city wide manhunt.

Earlier this evening, DiMaio led a team of FSA agents, without Brady who was sent back to Washington yesterday, to a hidden labyrinth beneath old Fenway park. Austin fled to the top of the stadium, and from there led DiMaio and the agents on a rooftop chase. Two agents were injured while attempting to leap from roof to roof.

DiMaio finally apprehended Austin after he failed to make a roof to roof jump. Only DiMaio’s extraordinary athleticism saved the hapless killer as he dangled from a ledge ten stories up.

Austin will be arraigned today and is scheduled to be sentenced next week. Under the new 2012 Activist Judge Act, no trial will be necessary.

DiMaio was immediatly escorted to the airport by the FSA, since her visa only covered the duration of the investigation.

“She may have solved this crime,” Agent Daniel Cooper said, “but she is still a foreign national, and that makes her a potential threat.”

Cooper stated that, should the need ever arise again, the FSA would be happy to cooperate with DiMaio.

Reprinted from VNN - used by permission