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We are $200 billion in the hole for Iraq. Katrina is going to cost us another $200 billion. It looks like this new hurricane is going to wrack up some serious damage before the day is through. The national debt? Fuggedaboutit. We are spending, spending, spending. Those halycon days of small liberal government are far behind us - the conservatives have managed to make government bigger and more intrusive than it ever has been before. The obvious solution, of course, is to raise taxes, but an unpopular president isn’t about to do that. So what is the solution?
Easy. Legalize drugs.
All drugs.
Marijuana, cocaine, heroine, crack, PCP. All of it.
We have spent hundreds of billions of dollars in our war on drugs. Have they gone away? Are the showing any signs of being less popular? Of course not. Just elminating the war on drugs would save us billions of dollars every year.
What’s more, the money we could be making by selling drugs over the counter - and taxing it like we tax cigarettes - could make even more money for the country. Can you imagine how much dough Washington could rake in if it had a basic marijuana tax? Bush could pay for three more wars with the cash he’d make.
Also, we could let the 50,000 people in jail for simple drug related charges - like possession or like driving your friend to the mall not knowing that she was going to buy drugs there and get you both busted - out of jail. Not only wouldn’t we be paying for their room and board anymore, they would be able to get low paying jobs so that they could support their prison-developed drug addictions. It is a win/win situation.
Yes, I know, parts of the country stand in firm opposition to drug legalization. However, most of those parts of the country are aggresive supports of Bush. Just as only Nixon could go to China, only a president like Bush (who is ostensibly anti-drug, though rumors of a cocaine habit have dogged his presidency) would be able to legalize drugs. His followers would go with him is what I’m saying.
Now is the time, folks. Legalized drugs could save the economy. Save the nation. Save America.
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