I am concerned that this may be the last surviving E/N site on Earth and that you, the people reading it, are the last surviving E/N readers on Earth. What happened to the other E/N sites, you ask?

I… I think I killed them…

First, there was Unlovely.net, a site that had been made strong by a combination of boobs and brains. I had niether and, eventually, it was no more.

In quick sucession, I was asked to write for Chickenlegs.net, SelfHatred.com and JennaSpringer.net. Gone, gone and gone.

I also wrote a piece for Katyg3’s site. Gone. Ashley also asked me to write for her site and it was gone pretty soon after that as well.

I also wrote for Wondergirl’s site for a time. That site is still there, but I am not. COINCIDENCE? I don’t think so. The “boobs and brains” formula works for her just as long as I don’t.

For years, I was a regular writer at Vutant, once known as Validate This - back when Christoph Floss was known as Amanda and he was still a girl. That site has turned into a link to his LiveJournal. I thought it would surely last forever, but it did not.

Don’t even mention Bowling For Jesus.net. Oh, sure, it is still there - but for how long? HOW LONG?

And how long for this site? It seems that my updates have frightened all of the other writers away.

I am going to keep writing here - writing to the bitter end. I just hope that there is a site left for John to come back to.

*sobs*