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Denethor and Theoden
December 27th, 2005, 6:24 pm
By Joey Michaels

‘Sblood but it is dry here.

My skin, once healthy and smooth looks like one of those desert river beds, where the water runs but once a year, then dries up. Certain frogs are able to burrow beneath it so that they can hibernate until the water flows again. Except instead of frogs, zits reside under the surface of my skin. Zits that were not there when I lived in a more humid clime. And they are not waiting for the return of moisture to surface. Quite the opposite, in fact.

My hair, once slightly curly and soft, is now straight, save for when my head is near any surface. Lo, when it passes by a surface, I resemble nothing more than a Gorgon, kin of Medusa, the snake haired woman beasts, for my hair strains with static to reach that surface. I have considered making little tiny eyeballs for many individuals hairs so that, if I cannot have nice hair, I can have hair that frightens children. More so than usual, I mean.

My lips, never luscious or full, are parched, no matter how much water I drink. I drink a lot of water, to no avail. When I eat a meal, I sometimes feel a little ill when I consider that my food is occasionally seasoned, quite against my will, with lip flakes. Chapstick would be an effective balm and perhaps I will purchase some, maybe even tonight.

On the plus side, I have not sweat in a week.


Filed under General Nothingness.
[ Comments: 8 ]

8 Responses to “Denethor and Theoden”


  1. egbert
    Posted:
    Dec 27th, 2005
    10:29 pm
    1

    Blistex is your friend. I go through at least a stick per week. I have a long standing commitment to Blistex. My attachment to it is probably considered unhealthy by some. OK, by many.


  2. Heather
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    12:40 am
    2

    Just be glad you have no snow.

    …yet.


  3. konnie
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    12:53 pm
    3

    try to use st. ives apricot radiance. it costs like $3-4 .. use it every night before you go to sleep.. that shit works miracles!


  4. R&C's Dildo
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    1:25 pm
    4

    I want you… *lick*

    ;)


  5. Jackie
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    5:30 pm
    5

    Unless you live in the mountains of Colorado or Wyoming (like me) then you truly don’t know what it is to live in no humidity. The humidity at my house right now is 35% and that’s high for here.


  6. Joey Michaels
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    6:37 pm
    6

    R&C’s Dildo on December 28, 2005 at 1:25 pm said:

    I want you… *lick*

    ;)

    This may be the hottest thing anyone has ever written to me at TheDeadEnd.


  7. Heather
    Posted:
    Dec 28th, 2005
    7:52 pm
    7

    Jackie on December 28, 2005 at 5:30 pm said:

    Unless you live in the mountains of Colorado or Wyoming (like me) then you truly don’t know what it is to live in no humidity. The humidity at my house right now is 35% and that’s high for here.

    I think it’s relative. while he may not have experienced your humidty, the change from Hawaii to the east coast is a drastic one


  8. Tony
    Posted:
    Dec 29th, 2005
    8:24 am
    8

    Carry vaseline around with you when you make these long haul treks home. It may raise some eyebrows but you can just say it’s for chapped lips.