Here are some of the things I have lined up for TheDeadEnd.net over the next few weeks.

Celebrity Obituaries

Many famous people died in the last year. I am going to write touching tributes to several of them, specifically Laura Branigan.

Win a Date With Joey

For one lucky lady, Valentine’s day will be especially romantic this year as she gets to go on a no expenses paid date with moi (which is French). She will buy a plane ticket out here, pay for her own hotel room and buy me dinner. How modern!

Guest Writer

I will be choosing somebody to guest write an article for me. If you are interested, please let me know. Otherwise, I will guest write for myself.

Funny Union Meeting Minutes

Oodles of hilarious things happen at my union meetings. Sometimes, people fall asleep. Once, there was an amusing typo. All of these things will be shared with you.

Self Referential Updates

I will write an update filled with jokes that you will only be able to get if you read that update. If you don’t read the update, none of the jokes in that update will make any sense to you.

Movie Reviews

Mostly of movies that are shown on AMC, or that would be shown on AMC if they didn’t suck so bad.

Booty Shaking

I will shake my booty over the keybord and publish the resulting text.

Invisible Update

There may be a day where it appears that I didn’t update, but I will have. It is just invisible.