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My scale says I’ve been good all week, and all I wanted was a milk shake to reward myself.
Burger King’s machine was broken, and the guy working was “sincerely sorry… It only breaks on the hottest day of the year!” As one of the other girls said, it really sounded like he was going to be devastated over it.
Place #2 is overflowing with people, but we wait. And about fifteen minutes later I have my small mint chocolate chunk milkshake.
I try to get some through the straw, which I soon realized was a wasted effort.
I don’t know when shakes became so… thick. I had to add half a cup of milk to mine in order to drink it. Of course all of the chocolate chunks fall to the bottom of the milkshake, so my milkshake has turned into a “mint with chocolate chunks at the bottom” milkshake.
I am taking this as a sign from above that I should have just eaten the rest of my Ben & Jerry’s pint.
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