She just told him what she had considered her deepest, darkest secret. In the total confidence of a guy she had more than a slight attraction to, she poured out the most painful experience she ever felt. She didn’t know what to expect, though the images of him running far and fast seemed prominent.

They sat in front of the dentist’s office, the empty parking lot by the train station just off the main drag in town. Cars whizzing by, the sound of the trains passing by, and any other signs of life were simply background noise. To him, there was nothing more than the sounds of her voice, the feel of her shoulders in his hands, and the comfort he was trying to give her.

Their eyes met for the first time in what seemed like hours since she finished her revelations. Afraid of what she’d see, she delayed this moment as long as she could, but was unable to do so any longer.

He didn’t get up. He didn’t run. He didn’t leave her side. After realizing this wasn’t going to change, she decided this was the perfect time.

She leaned in, as did he. Both anticipating this very moment, their lips met. The first kiss was soft, sensual. Her moist lips then devoured his.

Like literally, she opened her mouth, revealed her teeth, and started to eat his mouth up. It was the most surreal experience he ever experienced. He tried to kiss her, control the pace, but she wouldn’t let him. Teeth collided, and all he wanted to do was back off.

In future references, he would compare it to making out with a horse. His friends would laugh, not believe him, and move on. But it was true. The woman he spent the next two years of his life with started things off with the most violent kiss ever recorded in mankind.