2007
04.12

Boob Detective

I am a regular visitor at a blog site that focuses on Boobs. I’m not going to link it here, but you’ll probably be able to find it pretty regularly thanks to the magic of Google.

Now, one thing I like about this particular boob focused blog is the boobs. Another thing I like about it is that the dude who runs it searches the web for boob images so that I don’t have to.

I mean, of course, I do anyways, but I don’t have to and that makes all the difference

Recently, he was kind enough to post a pair of videos featuring a model named “Yui Marine.” I am suspecting this is not her real name because:

1) She is an attractive woman.

2) There are videos of her on the Interweb.

Her boobs are, in my opinion, jaw dropping. They sort of defy gravity and, unless my eye for scars has been majorly fooled, also appear to be real. Well, hurray for that.

However, let’s be frank, there are a million pairs of awesome boobs on the Interweb. That is why they call it the Interweb.

What intrigues me about this particular set of boobs is that we don’t really get a decent look at Ms. Marine’s face. We get sort of a glance at it in one video, from a distance, but not enough to get an idea about whether she might be some sort of genetic mutant or not (and I’m hoping she is because mutants rock).

However, there are some issues with tracking down more information and, alas, my stalker skills are severely limited by the fact that I break the Interweb every time I try to do an advanced search on Google. I mean, when I do this, Google responds like Harvey Mudd’s fembots on that episode of “Star Trek” when Spock acts all illogical to make them explode.

Furthermore, the site mentioned at the ends of the videos doesn’t exist. Worse than not existing, it has been replaced by a link farm. Grrr.

What I am looking for is a boob detective. Somebody whose boob sense is so remarkable that, based on a simple viewing or two of a set of boobs, they can track down the boobs’ owner, shoot them with a mild sedative, and place a tracking collar around their neck so we can track them in the wild.

Speaking of tracking collars, I have to take a shower now because mine is starting to smell funny.

  1. ahh funbags what would we do without them

  2. Well, I’d spend less time online without them, that is for sure.

  3. [quote comment=”18826″]Well, I’d spend less time online without them, that is for sure.[/quote]
    Hahahah!!

  4. [quote comment=”18825″]ahh funbags what would we do without them[/quote]

    PIG

  5. OK strangely enough the banner at the top while I’m reading this is of Ms. Klumsi’s boobs!

  6. [quote comment=”18828″][quote comment=”18825″]ahh funbags what would we do without them[/quote]

    PIG[/quote]

    damn right. oink oink baby.

  7. [quote comment=”18830″]damn right. oink oink baby.[/quote]
    Do you have to be such a Drama Queen? ;)

  8. [quote comment=”18831″][quote comment=”18830″]damn right. oink oink baby.[/quote]
    Do you have to be such a Drama Queen? ;)[/quote]

    Yea of course it’s what people love about me.

  9. [quote comment=”18831″][quote comment=”18830″]damn right. oink oink baby.[/quote]
    Do you have to be such a Drama Queen? ;)[/quote]

    At first I thought this was directed to me, when I read it in my email. Then I came here and saw it was directed at him. So carry on.

    *snort*

  10. [quote comment=”18833″][quote comment=”18831″][quote comment=”18830″]damn right. oink oink baby.[/quote]
    Do you have to be such a Drama Queen? ;)[/quote]

    At first I thought this was directed to me, when I read it in my email. Then I came here and saw it was directed at him. So carry on.

    *snort*[/quote]

    it was directed towards you, you called me a pig =)

  11. The link at the end of the video worked for me. Not a link farm at all. But I did not see her on there (I didn’t register either though).

  12. Geez. How pathetic! :P