2005
09.10

After being banished from TheDeadEnd, I am back, with a vengeance of course. After a little soul searching and eating a whole lot of chopped barbecue, I have found that my true calling is sitting right here writing semi-funny stuff and browsing MySpace for hours on end. What business do I have with THEREALWORLD? Fuck that, I laugh at strongbad, have spoken l33t and have AIM on my cell phone. I am truly a weirdo.

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2005
08.27

It started as a question.

Q: “You ever wonder why they don’t make tank tops in 2XL?”

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2005
08.11

Meet JuanTon

If you’ve read the last couple of submissions I’ve made, you’ll notice that the main source of my “funny” stuff comes from a guy I affectionately call JuanTon. To give you a better picture of the man behind the mean-yet-endearing one-liners, I have…well, pictures. And more quotes, of course.

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