2005
12.12

RIP: The Neon

CORONER’S REPORT
December 10, 2005
time of death: 12:37 pm
cause: dehydration of the oil pan causing acute engine blowup

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2005
09.25

Dear Hurricane (now tropical storm) Rita and Katrina,
Thank you for ruining my senior homecoming. I hate you.
Love,
Tiffany

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2005
09.17

f that

It’s saturday night, I’m listening to Dead End Radio after eating some kickass semi-italian food. Anyway, back to the radio. In addition to the stuff playing that was popular before I was alive, is the local top 40 station. My mother is cleaning the bathroom. Cater 2 U comes on. What does my mother say?

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