There’s been a lot of drama lately because of what some “scientists” have said about me lately. I’m too small. I’m not big enough. I don’t look like the other planets.
What the fuck is that about?
They want to call me a “new breed.” A “prototype.” Do you know what a prototype is? It’s the rough draft, the original, and the one they end up throwing out when they get what they really want. Is that what these scientists plan on doing with me?
I mean really, what is a planet, anyway?