2007
05.22

A zillion years ago slaves were freed. A couple years later segregation was over and done with and we were finally all created equal- which regardless of my lovely grandmother and mother (entire family) using scathing racial slurs throughout her day –I was determined to be less closed-minded. We are the same. We all bleed red, eat, shit and die. We are all the same.

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2007
05.15

I have this customer; we’ve tried to deliver his bed mechanism to him like 50,000,000,000 times and each time he either cancels or we come too late. Fine. Cursing screaming on the phone like he’s big stuff…

So he comes in to my store this past Saturday sits down, but doesn’t tell me what he wants – like I’m supposed to recognize him. Finally he tells me what he wants.

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2007
05.08

My store is in one of these big fancy buildings. And so in order to get anything fixed I have to go through this fucked up bureaucracy.

I was leaving messages for the super – like I would in my white trash deluxe building – but apparently that didn’t work. So I have to go to the doorman, who calls the handy man who calls the plumber. My circuit breaker is broken and I’m leaving love notes for a mysterious man named Anthony.

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